Running rampant around here lately, posting about other people's dook, butt tape, old westerns from a century ago, what is the OT's consensus age of when one becomes an old?

62

100

Gotta go with 40.

You will know when you get there

70 or when you have teenage daughters. Whichever is first.

I dont think all olds are created equal and its different for each. Whatever age they get grumpy and self righteous. Reference to leave it to beaver type world is a dead giveaway they have crossed over.

When you start doing the no look wipe.

Get off my lawn

I'll let you know when I get old.

That would seem to be the end of the line for sure.

37

When farting becomes risky business, you're an old.

As soon as you hit 55, you should be sent to live in a leper colony that has been converted to a concentration camp.

beard is grey so I guess im close