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 Funny ugly idioms
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02/05/20 09:03 PM
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T Bird
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Let's hear yours. "He's so ugly he has to beat his feet to go to bed with him." 
Okie by birth, Texan by choice. ![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2021/01/full-47849-80883-111.jpg) USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428434
02/05/20 09:13 PM
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BCBassCat
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Boy's so ugly his folks have to stuff ribeye's down his shorts just to get the dogs to play with him.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
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#13428437
02/05/20 09:15 PM
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Joined: Aug 2008
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Billy Blazer 300 HPDI
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So ugly make a freight train take a dirt road.
Thanks, Billy
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428438
02/05/20 09:15 PM
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Curt0407
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She is so ugly that she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
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#13428443
02/05/20 09:24 PM
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fouzman
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Methuselah
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Uglier than a bucket full of ***holes.
Coincidence is His way of remaining anonymous.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428468
02/05/20 09:40 PM
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Posts: 13,137
UGLYSHCTICK
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So ugly they made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428469
02/05/20 09:41 PM
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Joined: Sep 2019
Posts: 2,391
Bentman63
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Yo mama is so fat she irons her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Last edited by Bentman63; 02/05/20 09:42 PM.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428481
02/05/20 09:47 PM
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Oldrabbit
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She's so ugly you use 2 sacks, one for her and one for you in case hers falls off.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428490
02/05/20 09:52 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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so ugly her momma fed her with a slingshot.
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428513
02/05/20 10:02 PM
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Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 7,390
AmpedUp
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She hit every Branch falling from the Ugly Tree!!
God is Great! Beer is Good!! People are Crazy!!!
Wait... I have Micky Mouse Money..Grandson Logic!!
Dear God, help us to be faithful to you in every aspect of our lives. Amen.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428517
02/05/20 10:04 PM
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Posts: 8,987
Jpurdue
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Uglier than a five cent hooker who got beat with her own bag of nickles.
"Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley." -A.L. www.LunkerLore.com![[Linked Image]](https://i.imgur.com/ckGplwut.png)
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428603
02/05/20 11:00 PM
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Posts: 29,068
T Bird
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"He's ugly as grandpa's toenails."
Okie by birth, Texan by choice. USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
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#13428617
02/05/20 11:12 PM
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fuzzion
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I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor smacked my mother.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428633
02/05/20 11:37 PM
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Posts: 12,262
silvers
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She looks like 20 miles of dirt road
call it what you will...he is not definitely not anywhere near the top of the list for QB's that I would choose needing a FG or touchdown drive late in the game.
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Re: Funny ugly idioms
[Re: T Bird]
#13428638
02/05/20 11:41 PM
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coastal confession
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Uglier than a bulldog chewin’ on a wasp
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