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 Divorce Logic
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09/30/19 03:48 AM
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Spiderman
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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.
The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child.
So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question.
The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
The Truth is six of the seven Dwarfs are not Happy!
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Re: Divorce Logic
[Re: Spiderman]
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09/30/19 05:06 AM
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Bee'z
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honey boo boo
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That is funny... Bad humor but I like it.
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Re: Divorce Logic
[Re: Spiderman]
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09/30/19 05:19 AM
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TCM3
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TRUMP 2024
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Re: Divorce Logic
[Re: Spiderman]
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09/30/19 10:04 AM
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Space
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Re: Divorce Logic
[Re: Spiderman]
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09/30/19 10:28 AM
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river-rat
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"I have not failed, I just found 10,000 ways it won't work". Thomas Edison
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Re: Divorce Logic
[Re: Spiderman]
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09/30/19 02:37 PM
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Trickster
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Re: Divorce Logic
[Re: Spiderman]
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09/30/19 09:10 PM
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PowerLizard
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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
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Re: Divorce Logic
[Re: Spiderman]
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10/01/19 12:30 AM
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GTrigg
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The good thing about your third divorce, half of nothing is nothing. Or so I've heard.... 
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Re: Divorce Logic
[Re: Spiderman]
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10/01/19 03:56 AM
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Flooringit
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Divorce is the new way of making new income
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Re: Divorce Logic
[Re: Spiderman]
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10/01/19 04:00 AM
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banker-always fishing
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Re: Divorce Logic
[Re: Spiderman]
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10/01/19 09:05 AM
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bloo_rainger
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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child.
The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child.
So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question.
The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
I think the real question is. When you put your coin in the drink machine were you just looking to make a deposit or were you looking for a drink to come out?
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