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Lone Ranger humor
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09/13/19 08:22 PM
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Rudy Cortinas
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you,Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo... It mean someone stole tent."
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Re: Lone Ranger humor
[Re: Rudy Cortinas]
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09/13/19 09:38 PM
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T Bird
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Okie by birth, Texan by choice. USAF "Thunderbirds" Alumni 1985-1989
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Re: Lone Ranger humor
[Re: Rudy Cortinas]
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09/13/19 09:39 PM
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mstring
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Maybe those aren't stars but holes in the lid of the jar so we can breathe.
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Re: Lone Ranger humor
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09/13/19 10:09 PM
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GIG'EM AGGIES
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I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later. I get an allowance every month. I have PU truck and a bass boat, I am blessed. Conscience never acquits, it either accuses or excuses.
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Re: Lone Ranger humor
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09/13/19 10:30 PM
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hopalong
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Re: Lone Ranger humor
[Re: Rudy Cortinas]
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09/14/19 12:57 AM
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fishslime
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Lone got captured by the outlaws he had been chasing. They tied him up to a tree ready to execute him. He begged them to give him another chance as he had done to them for years. They agreed. He called Tonto over and whispered something into his ear. Tonto takes off on his horse and returns with a buxom blonde on the back of the horse. Lone says, "Dammit it Tonto, you don't understand English. l said, "Get posse!"
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Re: Lone Ranger humor
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09/14/19 02:28 PM
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don the angler
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto found themselves surrounded by hostile Indians. The Indians were closing in fast. The Lone Ranger asked Tonto "what are we going to do"? Tonto replied " What do you mean we, white man?
An old one, but I still like it.
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Re: Lone Ranger humor
[Re: Rudy Cortinas]
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09/16/19 05:21 PM
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DCmac
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Larson was the greatest, bar none.
Fishing, a man knows a serenity of soul and peace of mind that he finds in doing nothing else, and it makes no difference whether or not he catches anything. The mind of a true fisherman is not on petty subjects.
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