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 Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: cocodrie]
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07/24/19 02:58 AM
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Der Vorsteher
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Ratz had to get to a computer before he could rage, give him a break. Finally got home.
Team Wolfs
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Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: Der Vorsteher]
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07/24/19 03:04 AM
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Ghost4BH
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Ratz had to get to a computer before he could rage, give him a break. Finally got home. Must have been using a really old map.
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Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: Ghost4BH]
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07/24/19 03:07 AM
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Westside.
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Ratz had to get to a computer before he could rage, give him a break. Finally got home. Must have been using a really old map. Naptime
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Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: rj74955]
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07/24/19 03:10 AM
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BCBassCat
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The fat chick comment was hilarious, the event wasn't funny. Literally a life and death moment. I've seen just about everything imaginable on the water, and this one stunned me bad enough I couldn't think straight. Should have called the lake patrol I guess. I had to replace a pair of my favorite boxers. Good thing your the undie king
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Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: rj74955]
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07/24/19 03:15 AM
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banker-always fishing
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The fat chick comment was hilarious, the event wasn't funny. Literally a life and death moment. I've seen just about everything imaginable on the water, and this one stunned me bad enough I couldn't think straight. Should have called the lake patrol I guess. I had to replace a pair of my favorite boxers. Glad no one got hurt! Could have been a whole lot worst! 
![[Linked Image]](http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/823/ycku.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/xq90/560/ukw3.jpg) IGFA World Record Rio Grande Cichlid. Lake Dunlap. John 3:16 Sinner's Prayer. God forgive me a sinner. I accept Jesus Christ as my Savior !
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Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: Duck_Hunter]
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07/24/19 03:49 AM
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steveiam
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F4b will NOT like to hear about the fat chick, fat seems to trigger that one-
What has happed to you does not define who you are-
HOW you react to what happens to you DOES!
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Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: steveiam]
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07/24/19 04:16 AM
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Duck_Hunter
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F4b will NOT like to hear about the fat chick, fat seems to trigger that one- He comes off as a Bagel Boss-type, so it makes sense.
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Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: RATZ]
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07/24/19 04:25 AM
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Sorry. She was getting hungry, and I wanted to get her to the Golden Corral before the illegals showed up with their rugrats who like to stick their fingers in the Chocolate Wonderfall.
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Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: MBradford]
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07/24/19 04:49 AM
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camo-jorts
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Sorry. She was getting hungry, and I wanted to get her to the Golden Corral before the illegals showed up with their rugrats who like to stick their fingers in the Chocolate Wonderfall. OMG that's awesome! Sad but so dang true.
�Status quo, you know, is Latin for �the mess we�re in� Ronald Reagan
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Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: RATZ]
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07/24/19 10:32 AM
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river-rat
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"I have not failed, I just found 10,000 ways it won't work". Thomas Edison
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Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: river-rat]
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07/24/19 10:45 AM
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elcoyote, esq.
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Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: RATZ]
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07/24/19 10:47 AM
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John175☮
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Had a kayak do that last weekend on Texoma. I was on the trolling motor and he paddled past and cut in 20 ft in front of me. If I only had a 2oz slab tied on. 
“Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men.” -JFK
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Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: elcoyote, esq.]
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07/24/19 11:10 AM
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rj74955
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![[Linked Image]](https://texasfishingforum.com/forums/pics/userpics/2019/07/full-44657-19431-img_1507.png) Eufaula. Spelling is hard,,,,, but yeah, El Coyote almost nailed it.
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Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: Westside.]
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07/24/19 11:37 AM
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CCTX
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Dayuuuum!
Glad yall are OK. Ron is an excellent boat captain.
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Re: to the drunk a-hole who almost killed rj74955 and me
[Re: RATZ]
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07/25/19 06:01 PM
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maybe she was in labor and he was in a rush to get to the hospital.
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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