That will get my vote!

another reason i put a paper hole-punch in the tail just to see how many times i catch bass...i've had as many as 5 holes in the tail/fins...they grow back like a wart...no harm dun

Reading this thread is seven minutes of my life I will never get back.

This can't be real?!?!?!

Sun is getting to you guys!!! Thanks for the laugh. Fork fish are too lazy to bite the past four weeks......haven�t had to worry about skiing them in or taking them on a all inclusive cruise.

and rattle snakes have stopped rattling in fear of being heard and eaten by ferrel hogs

HAHAHAHA yea, that makes as much sense as this thread.

I predict the next world record bass will be caught soon. Why, because today�s lazy bass are just like humans. Years ago a fat woman was a side show freak. Now a days...not so much. Today�s big bass are a bunch of snow flakes that don't work hard for their food. There are tons of boats that go crappie fishing and didn�t catch carp. What happens to the unused minnows? Over board as easy food for bass. Let�s stock cold water trout in warm water ponds and lakes. What happens to them, the bass eat them like yummy fat enriched hot dogs! Guy and his fishing buddy fishing for catfish and end up with left over chicken livers...again what happens, let�s throw it in the water. Minnows gather around it as they chow it down and then a big bass eats it minnows, liver and all. It�s like a surf and turf dinner for them. I think instead of catch and release, we catch them, put them through a bass get-in-shape type bass gym and let them go when they have lost a few pounds. It sounds harsh, but in the long run it�s for their own good.

Wow!!! Maybe the bass you are fishing for don�t identify as bass, maybe they think they are crappie and you are now hurting they�re feelings by talking bad about them.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA good one.

He has a good point. I have seen more and more of two male bass making a bed and spawning.

This has gotten out of hand, I'm heading back to the bunker where it's safe.

Seriously Ive heard this theroy before. Fished a small private pond with a gray beard veteran basser. Guy was and still is a bass whisperer. So on this little pond these bass fight like bananas. Just insanely hard and wild fighters. Asked him about it and he swore bass that had not been hooked or seen other bass hooked and released fight harder that bass who had been caught and released or seen other fish go through this.

Sounded Bull to me but he has caught more DDs than anyone Ive met. Hella of a fisherman.

Could be he was right? Prove he is wrong.

More like a AOC comment, say something crazy and wait for the reaction strike.
You're way over your limit U.F.!