Don't Mess With Texas

That's what happens when you mess with an old!

I wish he would have done that to JD

They had that scenario on the Ticket yesterday.

Fake Nolan said he would knock him so hard on his rear that all the candy would fall out of JDs pockets.

I didn�t hear this one. I�ll have to find it on the unticket.com. Fake Nolan is greatness.

As I was told he had started around JD's desk to do that very thing to JD and Wash stopped him. Seems JD had fired someone that Nolan had hired a few years earlier.

I never understood why in the heck if your going to retailiate when you get hit with a pitch, you throw down the bat? You just lost an incredible piece of weaponry to strike down the opposite team. Take the bat and immediately smack the catcher into a dirt knap, then turn and go get the pitcher, I promise you they would think twice next time. Your gonna get suspended no matter what, so why not intimidate them with an assault with a deadly weapon?

If you hit someone with a bat there is a good chance you might be banned for life. Plus you could very well go to jail for assault.

good thing you dont play baseball anymore

The "Good Old Days"!

I love Pudge�s half hearted attempt to pull Ventura away from Nolan. Not only did Ventura get posterized, but tossed as well and Nolan stayed in the game.

Often sort of wondered the same thing. But maybe be a little more subtle.
On your next at bat maybe the bat might 'slip' out of your grip and go slinging towards the pitcher.

wouldn't it simply be better to stand at the plate and just drill the pitcher and catcher with your concealed glock?


asking for a bud.