My brother in law just sent me a pretty funny text. Any of you that remember the movie Days of Thunder. At one point Tom Cruise's character admits to Robert Duval's character that when he asks him if the car is tight or loose, or whatever, that he really has no friggin idea what he's talking about. My bro-in-law just sent me a link to that scene and said watching my videos is the same way for him. So i want to do a video to screw with him, i need TFF'ers help. I need all the definitions i can come up with to further confuse him. For example, a small fish is a dink, a knot head, a short, Jackie Jayroe once said he would be better off sewing a dress than using a spinning reel, so from then on we've called a spinning rod a sewing machine, A tournament is a derby, a big fish is a chunk, or a toad, or (for me) a dandy, a good 'n, a fat girl. A rattle trap is a "click", because back before anti-reverse reels that was the sound they made when you got a bite. Help me guys, what else?

Spinning reels we always called egg beaters or fairy wands. Cross his eyes was my phrase for a hard hook set. Big fish to me was always a hog. And if ya just want to totally screw him up tell him if he ever comes across a deal that's too good to be true he was probably buying it from a "home based pharmaceutical rep". ( if ya have trouble figuring that one out...i've done my job)

Zebco 33 = Pencil Sharpener
Berkley Vanish Line = "Snap-n-Break"
Deep jigging = Doodle Socking
Fast reeling = burning
Deformed fish= head too close to the tail
Chain Pickerel = snake fish

Vanish line + Snap and break....dead on!

That beech must have signaled a fair catch because she had it before it ever hit the water.
Thought I had Mobius Dickus on and it turned out to be a giant gasper goo.

My Dad always said the Slogan Mercury outboards set the water on fire!!! Because of the carbs leaked fuel?? LOL

Little fish are ditch pickles.

Panoptics

small fish caught on a rattle trap or jerk bait = "hospital trip"

spinning reel = "hay bailer"

small fish = "Alan Jackson" Well, it's alright to be little bitty

back in the day on Toledo bend up on the north end of the lake we would catch a big bass and call it a head because it would be all head and a long body

That fish Rick James-ed it. When bed fishing and fish turns on your lure.

Awesome stuff, but I�m dense, I don�t get the Rick James�?

Call a good fish in the spring the big mamoo.

Doodle socking is a good one. I have only heard one other person say that.


Explain to him the difference between �cover� and �structure�.