Well its been a quiet week in the OT.
Mg64 wanted to know how to get into bunker. Keeper of the gate Derek and Key Master john175 denied his application. As he is not allowed in I will summarize for mg64 the content of the bunker. Libs are stupid, fake news, its all Obamas fault, Trump is greatest and Fox news rules! If you dont buy into all that you are snowflake.
Fish4bass was nominated as person of the (POD) by 1Shot. He had many good questions asked of him but did not play the reindeer games. Questions included; Do you really fish for bass? Wood with bark or no? Chili with beans or no? Resurrect 2Pac of Biggie (of course its 2Pac)? Do you pee in the shower? And many many more! We need to bring back the POD IMO.
Wild Bill vigilantes pulled guns and shot out tires on some shoplifters car in Washington. Most of the OT is good with that. Because you know its like the movies and movies are cool! DI had the right idea-
Should have shot the gas tank and made the car explode like napalm, just like the movies.
CCTX is spending the holidays in Panama and brought us many historical facts, lovely photos of locks and statues and stuff but NONE and I repeat none of hot Panamainaniana chicks in bikinis which should be plentiful as its like summer there or something Get it together Doc. Priorities my good man.
Hawki213 shared his personal year in review.and a great year it was for him and lovely wife. Our prayers are with him and his family as they continue to kick cancers [censored].
A777pilot let us know he dont wear no shoes in his house. Big Bob suggested that if there is a rice cooker in the house you had best not either!
El Coyote, jealous of my and mudsharks Derek blankets, made himself a Derek pillow so his head can rest next to Dereks head as he drifts of to sleep. They like to touch their heads
Mudshark is growing his hair out to look like a hippie and will make a man bun! This is very exciting news. Also he bought his wife a stove that is too big to fit where the old stove was. We dont know how that turned out but the OT had many good suggestions including belt sanders, dynamite, all new counter tops and ramming it in with a hammer.
Hop returned and did not give us a weather report. BOO! He did report the hunting place he works at is now owned by millennial's. Which I am sure has him shaking in his square toed boots. God forbid someone not do things the way they have always been done. I also suggest that Frankie guy from the internet that Mud brought us be our new weather man.
Last week some hacks tried to do a weekly recap on their ownwell it blew harder than Kwjovlky into a breathalyzer on the side of an Amarillo highway.
Bringing home the gold in the No One Gives a Damn thread of week we have spiderman with his movie review of A Simple Flavor. No one cared about that much. Maybe if he had like posted about that time he teamed up with Ironman and fought Sandman and Green Goblin people might have cared. Congrats on your big win sir!
Dave Dave does not speak Spanish but does wake up to a Mexican radio station. Which is a bit too much of a peek behind the curtain there. He also pees in the shower and his wife gets mad at him for it. That info is ok the radio thing was TMI.
Uncle Zeek Esquire was at the Costco in Lewisville, saw a car accident and wanted to know if any of us saw it. Lawyer stuff there I tell you!
For Flash Back Friday we look back at one of GPAs greatest hits from just this past fall. Enjoy this classic from September 9th of our lords year 2018.
Llamas? Neighbor just put three of them in the pasture. I know people raise them. Never of Llama burgers or smoked Llama ribs. Goats are for Muslim barbeque. Is there some ethnic or religious that eats Llama?
We miss you Charlie!
The boys and girls of the OT must have been nice this year as they got many awesome gifts. DagBill got a BB gun, fishslime got an air fryer (love mine), Skeeter Ronnie got a new Lews reel, Nickybyrd got a vacuum (that sucks), aquaholic got floor liners, Mark Perry got drunk, duck hunter got a cookbook, RATZ got vinegar, TexDawg got a Bluetooth speaker, Drodge got a gun and hoodie (and plans on hitting licks now), Amped up got a Ninja Foodi and perfume (I think Amped up is a gal), smurfs got a truck, Derek got a Luke Bryan CD, Westside got wolf pants, Bob Davis got picture frame, trunkful got a winning lotto ticket, Alex K got a TV, Matt Jackson got a basspatula, 2bees and myself got some pimp shoes, Icepick got a new pedal, 1shot got a man crate, t-bird got a new hat, Der Vorsteher got a bunch of fancy stuff for smoking pipes and cigars, fishingking got the bills and LoneStarSon aka LSS got none. Nice haul all yall! Was a great Christmas 2018.
Well thats the news from the OT. Where the women are strong, the men are good looking, and the children are above average.