I once had my wife stop at O'Reiley's to have the air in her tires changed from summer blend to winter blend. I thought that would be a real funny prank to pull on her. Turns out I was extremely wrong. She did not find the same humor in it I did.

I had a neighbor and his wife brought a manhole cover home. It had been left off the hole and she ran over it, She thought it had fell off the car so she wrestled it into the trunk.

I had bought my wife a new Cadillac for our first anniversary and she was so happy but needed a little help learning about everything. About a month later she called me and said she was hearing a funny noise. I told her to stop by the dealer on her way home and have them check the exhaust bearings that sometimes they need adjusting. I wish she hadn't. It was pretty quiet around the house for awhile after that. Took a new washer and dryer to smooth things over.

That�s funny