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 Re: Porch Pirates
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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12/15/18 11:10 PM
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Mark Perry
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As I said elsewhere just save your Amazon boxes. Drop a deuce in them, tape them back up and place on your porch.
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Re: Porch Pirates
[Re: Mark Perry]
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12/15/18 11:16 PM
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Uncle Zeek
aka "Dad"
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aka "Dad"
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As I said elsewhere just save your Amazon boxes. Drop a deuce in them, tape them back up and place on your porch.  You are a special kind of sick man. Don't ever change!!
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Re: Porch Pirates
[Re: Uncle Zeek]
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12/15/18 11:40 PM
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Mark Perry
Super Freak
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As I said elsewhere just save your Amazon boxes. Drop a deuce in them, tape them back up and place on your porch. You are a special kind of sick man. Don't ever change!!
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Re: Porch Pirates
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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12/15/18 11:41 PM
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RedRanger
burro desagradable
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burro desagradable
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I have been told they get the same protection as mail carriers, so if you mess with them you could have the Postal Inspector paying you a visit.
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Re: Porch Pirates
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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12/15/18 11:45 PM
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Winger Ed.
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In the Dallas news- in the last few days, they nailed a guy in Farmers Branch with a bunch of stolen packages.
That was pretty much his full time job, stealing packages and selling the stuff on line.
Last edited by Winger Ed.; 12/15/18 11:46 PM.
Enough of this idle chit-chat. This ain't no retirement home.
EVERYONE! Get back to your oars.
The Captain wants to waterski.
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Re: Porch Pirates
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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12/16/18 12:00 AM
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GIG'EM AGGIES
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I'm surprised one of these porch thieves hasn't been shot. Pretty gutsy especially with all the guns people have these days. Sooner or later ...............
I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later. I get an allowance every month. I have PU truck and a bass boat, I am blessed.
Conscience never acquits, it either accuses or excuses.
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Re: Porch Pirates
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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12/16/18 12:08 AM
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uncle_bagster
OP
TFF Team Angler
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OP
TFF Team Angler
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I wonder if it's against the law to send a snake via UPS? If it's legal, have someone send you a rattler or two.
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Re: Porch Pirates
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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12/16/18 12:41 AM
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ReelBusy
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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An exploding box of dung would be great
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Re: Porch Pirates
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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12/16/18 12:45 AM
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Mitt78
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Last year my wife caught a high school kid trying to steal a box of medicine she had shipped ups. He was lucky I wasn't home, he just got away with a lecture from my wife.
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Re: Porch Pirates
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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12/16/18 02:13 AM
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fish4bass
TFF Guru
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I live in the sticks. Not an issue. Other than the delivery man always seems to show up when I am taking a dump. My dogs go nuts.
And I know who "Jeff" is.
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Re: Porch Pirates
[Re: fish4bass]
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12/16/18 02:24 AM
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Winger Ed.
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I live in the sticks. Not an issue. Other than the delivery man always seems to show up when I am taking a dump. My dogs go nuts. I don't have that problem. The drivers here often just slow down, and throw your stuff out in the drive way.
Enough of this idle chit-chat. This ain't no retirement home.
EVERYONE! Get back to your oars.
The Captain wants to waterski.
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Re: Porch Pirates
[Re: Winger Ed.]
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12/16/18 02:27 AM
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fish4bass
TFF Guru
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I live in the sticks. Not an issue. Other than the delivery man always seems to show up when I am taking a dump. My dogs go nuts. I don't have that problem. The drivers here often just slow down, and throw your stuff out in the drive way. Depends on the order. I had a Fed EX man knocking on the door yesterday delivering a laptop. Laptop I needed to sign for evidently. Mid glory.
Last edited by fish4bass; 12/16/18 02:32 AM.
And I know who "Jeff" is.
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Re: Porch Pirates
[Re: fish4bass]
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12/16/18 02:31 AM
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Winger Ed.
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I live in the sticks. Not an issue. Other than the delivery man always seems to show up when I am taking a dump. My dogs go nuts. I don't have that problem. The drivers here often just slow down, and throw your stuff out in the drive way. Depends on the order. I had a Fed EX man knocking on the door yesterday delivering a laptop. Laptop I needed to sign for evidently. Probably had a High Claim Value, or Insured in the bar code on its label. Even the Post Office seems to be more careful with highly insured items.
Enough of this idle chit-chat. This ain't no retirement home.
EVERYONE! Get back to your oars.
The Captain wants to waterski.
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Re: Porch Pirates
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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12/16/18 02:36 AM
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fish4bass
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All good. But bad timing.  First world problems.
Last edited by fish4bass; 12/16/18 02:47 AM.
And I know who "Jeff" is.
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