There is a teacher, and she�s teaching addition and subtraction. She says,� Let me give you an example. There is three birds sitting on a fence. A farmer comes out with a shot gun and shoots one. How many birds are left on the fence?� A student, all excited, raises his hand...�oh oh oh. I know�. The teacher says �ok�. The student says �NONE!� The teacher, with a confused look says�none?� The student says �yeh...the farmer shoots one and the noise scares the other two away!�

The teacher says� that�s not exactly the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think!�

The student says� I have a question for you!� The teacher says �ok�. The student says �there are three women sitting on a park bench enjoying lollipops �. �One is biting hers, one is licking hers, and one is sucking hers. Which one is married?�

The teacher ponders the question for a few seconds and says �well, the one that is sucking hers must be married�. The student says � no ma�am, the one with the wedding ring is married, but I like the way YOU think, too!�

I nominate you to give CAST lessons.

I only post jokes you can tell to kids. That�s why y�all beat me up over them. Then you go tell the kids my jokes.

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