Posted By: SteezMacQueen
Teacher joke. - 12/01/18 10:59 PM
There is a teacher, and she’s teaching addition and subtraction. She says,” Let me give you an example. There is three birds sitting on a fence. A farmer comes out with a shot gun and shoots one. How many birds are left on the fence?” A student, all excited, raises his hand...”oh oh oh. I know”. The teacher says “ok”. The student says “NONE!” The teacher, with a confused look says”none?” The student says “yeh...the farmer shoots one and the noise scares the other two away!”
The teacher says” that’s not exactly the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think!”
The student says” I have a question for you!” The teacher says “ok”. The student says “there are three women sitting on a park bench enjoying lollipops “. “One is biting hers, one is licking hers, and one is sucking hers. Which one is married?”
The teacher ponders the question for a few seconds and says “well, the one that is sucking hers must be married”. The student says “ no ma’am, the one with the wedding ring is married, but I like the way YOU think, too!”
The teacher says” that’s not exactly the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think!”
The student says” I have a question for you!” The teacher says “ok”. The student says “there are three women sitting on a park bench enjoying lollipops “. “One is biting hers, one is licking hers, and one is sucking hers. Which one is married?”
The teacher ponders the question for a few seconds and says “well, the one that is sucking hers must be married”. The student says “ no ma’am, the one with the wedding ring is married, but I like the way YOU think, too!”
