caddywampus, not sure of the spelling or even a word, but I knew what it meant

Oh I remembered one my Dad used to say. He would say "Boy you better straighten up or I am going to put my foot so far up your a$$ you will have to untie my shoe to fart"

Grandpa:

If hurt: It'll get better before you get married.
Passing a grave yard: People are just dying to go to that place.
If offered something sweet: No thank you, that's hard on my wife's kidneys. (Still have no clue what this means)
His nickname for my aunt: Motor mouth
If you were blocking the TV, particularly wresting, the price is right, or the lone ranger: Get out of the road!
If he asked how you something and you started to answer with, "well..." He'd interject and say, "That's a deep subject."

To his 8,7 and 4 year old sons, "When you are 18 you are out of the house." Oldest brother moved out on his 18th birthday halfway through his Senior year, next brother stayed until he was 19 but always had the money to leave if he got tired of it, I graduated after the first semester of my senior year and moved out at 17.

There were plenty of other sayings, probably why we all moved out asap.