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 Re: Ebolacane
[Re: Derek ๐]
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09/12/18 11:11 PM
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DJB
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Im still worried about black mold
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Re: Ebolacane
[Re: Derek ๐]
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09/12/18 11:45 PM
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Trickster
Super Freak
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Does this mean I have the virus?
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Re: Ebolacane
[Re: Derek ๐]
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09/12/18 11:57 PM
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Davedave
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We need to install airbags under those island. We can inflate/deflate the airbags as needed to pinball these ebolacanes right back to where they came from. Or towards Russia. Weapons of bat destruction.  Excellent idea. I do have to say thats far and away the best hes ever had. Lets get it funded. Im good for 7 bucks.
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Re: Ebolacane
[Re: Trickster]
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09/12/18 11:59 PM
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Derek ๐
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Does this mean I have the virus? Not yet. But I do need a volunteer and you would be perfect. We have to go and catch a bat that is infected with the Ebola. I will inject you with minute amounts of the bats blood, increasing over time. Your body will naturally create Ebola antibodies. Once you're immune to Ebola we will be able to sell your blood for top dollar. You will receive free coors light during the trials. And I will cut you in on 10% off the profits I get for selling your blood.
Ebolacane Researcher
CovidNado Chaser
McRib Pro Staff
Team Beans
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Re: Ebolacane
[Re: Derek ๐]
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09/13/18 12:32 AM
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BCBassCat
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Need a volunteer? I nominate Frank.
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Re: Ebolacane
[Re: Derek ๐]
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09/13/18 12:57 AM
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ReelBusy
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Im guano get started prepping before its too late
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Re: Ebolacane
[Re: Derek ๐]
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09/13/18 01:04 AM
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outfishdya
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mind blown...
this thread need to be forwarded to the people in charge.
Sometimes a bitter man trying to be a better man
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Re: Ebolacane
[Re: Derek ๐]
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09/13/18 01:06 AM
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Trickster
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Does this mean I have the virus? Not yet. But I do need a volunteer and you would be perfect. We have to go and catch a bat that is infected with the Ebola. I will inject you with minute amounts of the bats blood, increasing over time. Your body will naturally create Ebola antibodies. Once you're immune to Ebola we will be able to sell your blood for top dollar. You will receive free coors light during the trials. And I will cut you in on 10% off the profits I get for selling your blood. I think I might be in on this.
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Re: Ebolacane
[Re: ReelBusy]
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09/13/18 01:10 AM
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Davedave
Bigfoot Seeker
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Bigfoot Seeker
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Im guano get started prepping before its too late Most of this crowd isnt gonna get it.
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Re: Ebolacane
[Re: Derek ๐]
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09/13/18 01:14 AM
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BigBerg
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Wait a minute...Derek has already had ebola
So being that he's already antibody endowed...I say we just bleed him dry
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Re: Ebolacane
[Re: Derek ๐]
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09/13/18 01:15 AM
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Trickster
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Does this mean I have the virus? Not yet. But I do need a volunteer and you would be perfect. We have to go and catch a bat that is infected with the Ebola. I will inject you with minute amounts of the bats blood, increasing over time. Your body will naturally create Ebola antibodies. Once you're immune to Ebola we will be able to sell your blood for top dollar. You will receive free coors light during the trials. And I will cut you in on 10% off the profits I get for selling your blood. I forgot to ask a question. Would this affect my sperm count?
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Re: Ebolacane
[Re: BigBerg]
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09/13/18 01:15 AM
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outfishdya
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Wait a minute...Derek has already had ebola
So being that he's already antibody endowed...I say we just bleed him dry
that blood is tainted.....
Sometimes a bitter man trying to be a better man
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Re: Ebolacane
[Re: Trickster]
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09/13/18 01:34 AM
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Derek ๐
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Does this mean I have the virus? Not yet. But I do need a volunteer and you would be perfect. We have to go and catch a bat that is infected with the Ebola. I will inject you with minute amounts of the bats blood, increasing over time. Your body will naturally create Ebola antibodies. Once you're immune to Ebola we will be able to sell your blood for top dollar. You will receive free coors light during the trials. And I will cut you in on 10% off the profits I get for selling your blood. I forgot to ask a question. Would this affect my sperm count? Short answer is yes. You will have to take a daily dose of a generic of a generic of Climara that my lab is working on. I've talked to my investors which we will call them John175 and Scagnetti for now. I have gotten them to agree that once you agree to the terms to make up for your loss, the first Ebolacane will be named after you.
Ebolacane Researcher
CovidNado Chaser
McRib Pro Staff
Team Beans
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Re: Ebolacane
[Re: Derek ๐]
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09/13/18 02:12 AM
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Trickster
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Does this mean I have the virus? Not yet. But I do need a volunteer and you would be perfect. We have to go and catch a bat that is infected with the Ebola. I will inject you with minute amounts of the bats blood, increasing over time. Your body will naturally create Ebola antibodies. Once you're immune to Ebola we will be able to sell your blood for top dollar. You will receive free coors light during the trials. And I will cut you in on 10% off the profits I get for selling your blood. I forgot to ask a question. Would this affect my sperm count? Short answer is yes. You will have to take a daily dose of a generic of a generic of Climara that my lab is working on. I've talked to my investors which we will call them John175 and Scagnetti for now. I have gotten them to agree that once you agree to the terms to make up for your loss, the first Ebolacane will be named after you. Wow, I am good with this.
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Re: Ebolacane
[Re: Davedave]
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09/13/18 02:25 AM
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1ShotNoKills
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Im guano get started prepping before its too late Most of this crowd isnt gonna get it. I did
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