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The 407 Book
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08/11/18 09:14 PM
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Page 16. I prescreened this one earlier in person
The redneck couple was overjoyed when, after a very long wait, the adoption agency called and told them they had a wonderful new Japanese baby for them to adopt.
They took off immediately and picked him up. On the way back. They stopped at the community college to sign up for a night course. As they were leaving, the counselor asked why they wanted to study Japanese.
The new father said proudly Well, in a year or so our new son will begin to speak and we want to be able to understand him.
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Re: The 407 Book
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08/11/18 09:16 PM
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Ted Martin
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I'm gonna go B+ just because i personally saw you comb through about 30 pages to find that one you worked hard for that one!
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Re: The 407 Book
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08/11/18 09:19 PM
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Page 17...
It occurred to me that I hadnt seen the neighbor lady in a long while. She was getting along in years, I was a little worried.
I hollered for the boy.
Son, would you go next door and see how old Mrs Simpson is please?
He returned a few minutes later.
Well, is she alright?
Yeah, but shes a little upset with you!
Why?
She said its none of your bidness how old she is!
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Re: The 407 Book
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08/11/18 09:19 PM
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Enjoy these. They only get worse.
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Re: The 407 Book
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08/11/18 10:08 PM
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Duck_Hunter
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1shot, what have you done?!
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Re: The 407 Book
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08/11/18 10:17 PM
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Re: The 407 Book
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08/11/18 10:17 PM
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Bob Davis
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I'm gonna go B+ just because i personally saw you comb through about 30 pages to find that one you worked hard for that one!
Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
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Re: The 407 Book
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08/11/18 10:18 PM
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elcoyote, esq.
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Youve just given an 8 ball to a crackhead.
Team wolfs I had to perform. It took a minute to get it all in my mouth and another five to swallow it all.
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Re: The 407 Book
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08/11/18 10:32 PM
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Blonde goes in a pet store.
I would like some bird seed please.
What kind maam?
Oh... I dont know... whichever one grows the fastest I guess.
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Re: The 407 Book
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08/11/18 10:37 PM
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Smurfs
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Just remember how bad they were before the book!
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Re: The 407 Book
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08/11/18 10:40 PM
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Bee'z
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Youve just given an 8 ball to a crackhead.
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Re: The 407 Book
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08/11/18 10:49 PM
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Matt Jackson
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Re: The 407 Book
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08/11/18 10:54 PM
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It was a beautiful evening in the Hill Country so a couple of goats decided to take a stroll to the local wrecking yard where they managed to eat themselves into a food coma.
The old German farmer was quite upset when he found two goats were gone. He looked and looked until he finally found them.
Vat have you idiots eaten now?
The big goat moaned and rolled over.
Vell, I think...
Yah, I remember. It vas a Ford V-8.
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Re: The 407 Book
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#12861343
08/11/18 11:23 PM
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SlabWhisperer
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Lord help us! Thanks a lot Zach!
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Re: The 407 Book
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08/11/18 11:26 PM
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ko bass attack 27
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A Ford, that's an $85,000 meal.
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