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Re: How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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07/18/18 09:24 PM
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Derek 🐝
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I always take my shirt off and try to look real sexy. But the cop always ends up being a dude and I get written up.
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Re: How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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07/18/18 09:47 PM
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Re: How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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07/18/18 10:00 PM
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Brandon Adamcik
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My buddy was pulled over a few years ago in south Texas by a trooper. Trooper asks for license and insurance and as my buddy is handing him both the trooper asks Do you know why Ive stopped you to which my 70 year old very white buddy replys is it because Im black? He said the trooper started his Ill be right back statement and said do what? The trooper was so caught off guard he let my buddy go with a slow down and have a nice day.
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Re: How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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07/18/18 10:27 PM
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bradnitro175
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If that dude doesn't stutter he's got to be a funny sob
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Re: How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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07/18/18 10:44 PM
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john h
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My 85 year old father in law was pulled over for not stopping at a stop sigh. The officer ask for his licences and then ask him if he had seen the stop sign. He replied " yeah I saw the stop sign I just didn't see you". The officer laughed and told him to be more careful and let him go.
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Re: How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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07/18/18 10:55 PM
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Dognot
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I have a older friend ,He is about 75, He said if you get stopped and you have your finger buried up one nostril and rooting for nasal nuggets that the offices will let you go with a warning. I asked him why? he said the officer don't want you touching his pen, says that they think almost as much of that cross pen as they do their sig. 
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Re: How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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07/19/18 12:04 AM
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One fish Bill
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I got pulled over in OK driving my wifes car with CAKELDY plates. Officer said you dont look like the CAKELDY. I told him Iwas trying to get in touch with my feminine side, he laughed all the way back to his car and let me go with a warning.
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Re: How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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07/19/18 04:00 AM
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GeeDub
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My brother got caught speeding in southern OK. The patrolman asked him he always drove that fast. My brother replied yeah, unless Im in a hurry. The officer laughed and let him off with a .....
No he didnt. He wrote him a ticket.
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Re: How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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07/19/18 12:59 PM
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Fishin' Nut
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Cop - "You know why I pulled you over?".
Me - "If you have already forgotten, I'm not going to remind you.".
Cop - "Sir, please step out of the car".
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Re: How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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07/19/18 02:02 PM
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JRGOCARDS
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Cop- "I clocked you going 48 in a 30 zone"
Friend of mine - (Thank god you weren't a quarter mile further up the road, You'd of got me going 65"
He got the ticket.
JR
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Re: How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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07/19/18 02:23 PM
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nethingthatbites
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Always know the name of the police chief in the town you're in...and name drop like a mother...
Or be a judge.
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Re: How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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07/19/18 03:14 PM
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beartrap
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left Seminole one afternoon....it was hot as hades and I had a/c wide open and not paying attention when I looked up and saw blue lights in my rearview mirror....it was a deputy and he walked up beside my truck and said you were doing 70 in a 55 mph zone....told I was sorry,that I just had a terrible day fishing and was trying to figure out what I could do different.......deputy said he was having same problem with the bream and both of us agreed it was the hot weather causing bass and the bream to have lockjaw....and....he told me to slow down and have a good day...
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Re: How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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07/19/18 06:07 PM
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Pat Goff
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Ive had a lot of speeding tickets. Lots. Ive talked my way out of and into quite a few. Best out of line: blistering through Elgin 4:30 am headed to tournament at Fayette.
Bam radar detector lights up. Dang it. Pull over waiting behind boat with papers in hand. Young officer says do you know how fast you were going? All it had. I clocked you doing 94 miles an hour! Pulling a boat! Sounds about right. Terrible time of night for you to come tearing through here. Really? When would the best time be? That one got me off.
Pat Goff Seadrift TX
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Re: How to talk your way out of a speeding ticket.
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07/20/18 01:46 AM
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machinist
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My SIL(who has a nice pair of floaters her ex bought her) say she undoes 2 more buttons on her blouse and pulls her skirt up to nearly show her thong. She says unless the cop is a women she always gets off. She said a couple of times the women cops have let her off if she would give them her phone number.
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