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Re: The One Liner Challenge [Re: Cast] #12829046 07/15/18 03:43 PM
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yesterday ended last night


MERCY - not receiving what you deserve
GRACE - receiving what you don't deserve
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Re: The One Liner Challenge [Re: Cast] #12829171 07/15/18 06:36 PM
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Dyslexics are teeple poo

Re: The One Liner Challenge [Re: Cast] #12829185 07/15/18 06:55 PM
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A Baby Seal walks into a club

Re: The One Liner Challenge [Re: Cast] #12829201 07/15/18 07:17 PM
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I see said the blind man to a deaf woman.


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Re: The One Liner Challenge [Re: Cast] #12829208 07/15/18 07:23 PM
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What happens if you get naked in a strip club ?

Re: The One Liner Challenge [Re: Cast] #12829214 07/15/18 07:30 PM
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escalators can never fail, at their worst they only become stairs

Re: The One Liner Challenge [Re: outfishdya] #12829219 07/15/18 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted By: outfishdya
Originally Posted By: greenen
Just because a cat is born in an oven that don't make it a biscuit.

Tman's post on the gold bond thread has forever changed my view on biscuits



I may never eat another biscuit for as long as I live...


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Re: The One Liner Challenge [Re: Cast] #12829233 07/15/18 07:48 PM
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Sweatin worse than mike tyson at a spelling bee

Re: The One Liner Challenge [Re: Cast] #12829328 07/15/18 09:41 PM
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Any tread left of the tires or is it like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.- Thomas A Edison



Re: The One Liner Challenge [Re: Outdoor Therapy] #12829596 07/16/18 02:15 AM
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from Billy Bob "Goliath"-been practicing law since your were a youngster and wondered why Ken and Barbie
didn't have genitalia.

Re: The One Liner Challenge [Re: Cast] #12829616 07/16/18 02:37 AM
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is it normal to have one ball hang lower than the other two ?

Re: The One Liner Challenge [Re: Cast] #12829617 07/16/18 02:39 AM
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reading this is fun, in fact haven't had this much fun since hogs ate my little brother!


Thanks, Billy
Re: The One Liner Challenge [Re: TexDawg] #12829632 07/16/18 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted By: txmasterpo
You guys know everything..... I'm just an idiot....no problem........




Re: The One Liner Challenge [Re: Cast] #12829635 07/16/18 02:49 AM
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Like a midget trying to [censored] in a urinal, Im always on my toes.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?




The wheelchair.

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