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 I thought this was funny!
#1271415
04/23/07 02:46 AM
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Bass Attitude
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A Texas redneck was stopped by a game warden in East Texas recently with two ice chests of fish, leaving Lake Fork well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man,
"Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license.
These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the lake and let 'em swim' round for a while.
Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of BS! Said the game warden, Fish can't do that!"
The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay, I've GOT to see this!" The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the redneck. "When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH!"
"What fish?" the redneck said!
The way to a fishermans heart, is thru his fly!
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 Re: I thought this was funny!
[Re: absoulutlee]
#1271502
04/23/07 03:05 AM
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Laner
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Re: I thought this was funny!
[Re: Laner]
#1271645
04/23/07 04:20 AM
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Ofart
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Re: I thought this was funny!
[Re: fwbret/txfishes]
#1451162
07/13/07 06:51 PM
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DaveB
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Thats tooooo freakin' funny. bout fell out of my chair laughin so hard.
Keep on fishing.
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Re: I thought this was funny!
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#1451185
07/13/07 06:58 PM
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Posts: 1,792
Brandon82
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Re: I thought this was funny!
[Re: Brandon82]
#1451515
07/13/07 08:17 PM
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bear123
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That's slick,wish I could think that fast.
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Re: I thought this was funny!
[Re: bear123]
#1451709
07/13/07 09:50 PM
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Yellowcat
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Justin 63lb, 2 58lb, several 40's, 38lb, and several 20lb yellas. 
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Re: I thought this was funny!
[Re: Yellowcat]
#1451835
07/13/07 10:36 PM
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carpedebass
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I love it!! 
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Re: I thought this was funny!
[Re: carpedebass]
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07/15/07 03:29 PM
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fsufan
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Re: I thought this was funny!
[Re: fwbret/txfishes]
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07/15/07 03:54 PM
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The Rich Inc.
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Isnt that the same as calling someone who tries to start something out of a harmless post a jack@$$
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Re: I thought this was funny!
[Re: The Rich Inc.]
#1454955
07/15/07 04:10 PM
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lets go fishing
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that was good. got to remember that one..
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Re: I thought this was funny!
[Re: The Rich Inc.]
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07/15/07 09:07 PM
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fwbret/txfishes
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Isnt that the same as calling someone who tries to start something out of a harmless post a jack@$$ The original poster of this joke, and the poster of that quote are one and the same. I'm trying to start anything (although I am a jack@ss).
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