4 men were on the lake fishing in a boat..The boat flipped over. Every single man fell into the water. The men however never did get wet. How did they not get wet?

They were all married...... Bah dum tsssss.

I guess this one is over my head!

Me too. I been married a long time and I got pretty soaked when I fail in.

A very jealous man got a text from his next door neighbor. "My conscience is killing me! I have been using your WIFE every chance I get. I have been guilty while you were at work and even sometimes after you fall asleep. I hope you can find a way to forgive me!"
The man read the message several times getting madder and madder each time. He finally snapped, stormed into the bedroom and shot his wife.
Just a few minutes later he got another text from the neighbor.
"Darn spell check! I meant using your WIFI.

They were married so there was no single man to get wet.

What Do Fish And Women Have In Common?
They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them!

So I hired a guide for a couple days to fish a river in Canada. Before the first day, he told me to meet him at the dock at 6am, but he might be about ten minutes late. The next morning he was there on time. We spent the entire day fishing the left bank of the river and boy did we catch them. The second day he told me to meet him at the dock at 6am, but he might be about ten minutes late. Next morning he was there on time. This time we fished the right bank all day and it was fabulous. After the trip I asked him how he decides where to fish. He told me that when he wakes up if his wife is sleeping on her left side then he fishes the left side of the river. If she is on her right side he fishes the right side of the river. Amazing I told him, but what do you do if she is on her back. Then, he said, I�ll be about ten minutes late.

Me too. I been married a long time and I got pretty soaked when I fail in. [/quote
Not a SINGLE man got wet. How can you be married and single at the same time..? Lol.

Lol!! Thanks. Made my day.

An intelligent blonde woman Abbie is driving along a country road, out in rolling hills of the Rocky Mountains, when she sees some movement off in the distance. As she gets closer, she notices that it is another blonde woman in a canoe in the middle of a field rowing the canoe like crazy.
Abbie stops her car at the side of the road and gets out. She yells out to the blonde in the canoe; �What are you doing?� The blonde in the boat,yells back hurriedly, �I have got to hurry up and get home in time for dinner or I will be in real trouble!�
Abbie at the side of the road is infuriated. �I can�t believe my ears! You are out in the middle of a field in a canoe! It�s blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name! In fact, if I could swim,I would swim out there and kick your azz!�

Hey guys, �it�s time to get ready for fishing season!�

It�s not really a joke I guess but I have been seeing a lot of ads and stuff talking about getting ready for fishing season and I have to laugh. I don�t know how I would survive if I had to wait around for �fishing season� to open

That is a thing up North. I grew up in Oregon and they have or at least had when I was young a fishing season.

Yes sir I understand. I�m sure glad I live in texas

Ok. There are 2 bass sitting in a bar. One bass says to the other one, �You should have seen this guy, he must have been 200lbs, I almost had him out of the boat and the line broke.