As the ugly guy holding the fish being used for comparison, all I can say, and only the genetic test will tell for sure, but I sure hope it's a mean mouth. Sure, being the current mean mouth record holder has had its perks--private jets, fast cars, groupies, heaps and heaps of cold hard cash...but in the end, it's really taken a toll on me and my family and I'm just not sure it's worth it anymore. The meet and greets. The baby kissing. The around the clock schedule of TV and radio interviews. The endless barrage of autograph hounds and flash bulbs that have interrupted family outing after family outing (we've started making my son wear a hood over his head every time he leaves the house just to keep his face out of the rag mags).

So, Adam P, if your fish should prove to be a legitimate mean mouth and should supplant my record, I will congratulate you and tip my hat to you. I cannot envy you though, for heavy is the head that wears the crown. Good luck my friend.