#1
One day, two guys Frank and Bob were out fishing.

A funeral service passes over the bridge they�re fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by.

Frank then said, �Gee Bob, I didn�t know you had it in you!�

Bob then replies, �It�s the least I could do. After all, I was married to her for 30 years.�

#2
The fishing season hasn�t opened yet, and a fisherman who doesn�t even have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks, �Any luck?�

�Any luck? Heck yes, this is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday� he boasts.

�Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?� asks the stranger.

�Nope.�

�Well, meet the new game warden.�

�Oh,� gulped the fisherman�

�Well, do you know who I am?�

�Nope,� said the game warden.

�Meet the biggest liar in the state.�

first one = B-
second one = D

your daily average is a mediocre C

What's the difference in meat and fish? Never mind....