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 Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: Nickbyrd]
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12/04/17 11:05 PM
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Gourdbuster
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Me: I'm going to ________ see ya later
Her: Before you go can you please (insert household task that will take way longer than you have before you need to be gone) real quick.
Saying "real quick" does not magically shorten the amount of time that task will take.
“You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
We're all part of the same compost heap.
We're the all singing, all dancing [censored] of the world.”
-Chuck Palahniuk
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Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: Nickbyrd]
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12/04/17 11:08 PM
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RickS.
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I stopped listening after you said "I was thinking "
That's after letting her ramble on for a minute or two.
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Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: Nickbyrd]
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12/04/17 11:11 PM
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RickS.
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Her-What are you watching?
Me-Honey Hole
Her- EXCUSE ME
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Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: Nickbyrd]
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12/04/17 11:40 PM
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kdub#1
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Mine usually doesn't like it when I accidentally call her by my ex's name.
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Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: Nickbyrd]
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12/05/17 01:57 AM
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Tneel
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You brought me a beer and didn't open it! 
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 Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: Nickbyrd]
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12/05/17 02:19 AM
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gregpaul
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Why can't you be ready to leave on time?
You're beginning to sound like your mom.
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Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: Tneel]
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12/05/17 02:20 AM
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TexasBlonde
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You brought me a beer and didn't open it! Oh Tneel, that one might get you kilt. If you are too lazy to pop the top on your own beer, you DON'T NEED a beer, lolz. Now I did ask hubby to wipe my nose for me. I was knee-deep in making some Thanksgiving side dishes and my nose started pouring and I asked him to wipe it for me (he was right there) because I could not get to it and he did. My allergies have been the pits for the last month or so and all of a sudden it will start pouring clear liquid like a snotty nosed kid.  Hey, I bought him two more collectible reels last night on ebay so he is a happy camper.
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Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: Nickbyrd]
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12/05/17 03:56 AM
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rj74955
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You paid for that hair-do?
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Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: Nickbyrd]
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12/05/17 04:02 AM
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Westside.
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Can't even say 
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Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: Nickbyrd]
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12/05/17 04:05 AM
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TheDuck
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I can make assumptions about your character based on the plethora of ridiculous decisions you've posted about making, but I choose not to.
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Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: TheDuck]
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12/05/17 04:20 AM
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Posts: 1,864
SlabWhisperer
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Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as Baptizing a cat!
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Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: SgtDag]
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12/05/17 03:21 PM
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Posts: 2,157
Fishingking
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Looking up from your Cheerios and intending to say good morning dear.
But what comes out of your mouth is You #*%&ing C-word, Youve ruined my life.  I bet you didn't get to finish the Cheerios
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Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: ko bass attack 27]
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12/05/17 05:06 PM
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RickS.
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Referring to her as the "Ol' Lady"
Asking if we can give the stove to one of the kids since we no longer use it.
"You missed a spot"
Damn Honey can't that wait till halftime ?
Surely you don't expect me to go ? Mines four years older than me. I call her my ole lady all the time.
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Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: SlabWhisperer]
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12/05/17 05:11 PM
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RickS.
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Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as Baptizing a cat! This is the truest statement in this thread. Learned that on Saturday with my neice. It was her wedding day. She was in full blown bridezilla mode. I'm pretty much her father figure. Her dad died when she was in middle school. She didn't want to talk to her momma or my other sister there. They kind of caused her breakdown. She wanted to talk to me and only me. And like an idiot I said to calm down. Oops. I did smooth it over though.
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Re: Trigger words and phrases
[Re: Nickbyrd]
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12/05/17 06:30 PM
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Posts: 10,895
Nickbyrd
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My best is probably :Im done with this conversation
It doesnt end even if I stop talking and refuse to talk
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