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 Aliens Invading Next Year.
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10/05/17 11:54 PM
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dkershen
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Time-Traveling Drunk Man Says He Was Sent From Year 2048 to Warn of Alien InvasionNewsweek Ryan Bort,Newsweek 7 hours ago https://www.yahoo.com/news/time-traveling-drunk-man-says-155541478.html
A drunk man arrested by police in Wyoming this week says he had traveled back in time from the year 2048 to warn civilization about the imminent arrival of aliens.
But first, a visit to the recent past: On Monday night, authorities in Casper received a call about a visibly drunk man claiming to be from the future, according to KTWO. Officers arrived to find Bryant Johnson warning that aliens would be coming next year and that people should leave as soon as possible. He claimed he was from the future.
Johnson was so concerned about his mission to save humanity that he requested to speak to the "president of the town."
Cops said Johnson had bloodshot eyes, slurred speach and a blood-alcohol reading that exceeded legal limits but the alleged time-traveler had a perfectly logical explanation: the only way they could send him back in time was to fill his body with alcohol and making him stand on a giant pad.
He was arrested nonetheless.
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10/06/17 12:17 AM
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RickS.
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I'm betting there was more than alcohol involved. Possibly some shrooms.
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Re: Aliens Invading Next Year.
[Re: dkershen]
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10/06/17 12:19 AM
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H.Town_paddler
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At least we know we make it to 2048
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Re: Aliens Invading Next Year.
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10/06/17 12:30 AM
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TexDawg
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Re: Aliens Invading Next Year.
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10/06/17 12:41 AM
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outfishdya
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time traveling has a drunken like effect on people
Woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun....
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Re: Aliens Invading Next Year.
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10/06/17 01:00 AM
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I don't worry about an alien invasion. If they do show up they will be so far technically advanced as to look upon earthlings the way the white man looked at native Americans. Whatever the aliens plan to do probably does not include earthlings. Not much we with!l be able to do do why worry?
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.... W.C.Fields
I know a little about a lot of things but not a whole lot about anything....CGD
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Re: Aliens Invading Next Year.
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10/06/17 01:25 AM
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dkershen
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My plan is to track this guy down and ask him who won the up coming Super Bowl and World Series. Lay a hundred on each team and then use the winnings to fund my Alien bug-out plan.
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Re: Aliens Invading Next Year.
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10/06/17 02:09 AM
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Gusick
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Re: Aliens Invading Next Year.
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10/06/17 02:55 AM
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Bob Davis
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Re: Aliens Invading Next Year.
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10/06/17 03:04 AM
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It be hilarious if he was telling the truth
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