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Logic applied correctly
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07/22/17 01:43 PM
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FOURTEEN LOGICAL REASONS WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES 01. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you. 02. Dogs don�t notice if you call them by another dog�s name. 03. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor. 04. Dogs� parents never visit. 05. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 06. You never have to wait for a dog; they�re ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day. 07. Dogs find you amusing when you�re drunk. 08. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 09. Dogs won�t wake you up at night to ask: �If I died, would you get another dog?� 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell �em. 11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don�t run around frantically with room spray. 12. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert. 13. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won�t kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting. 14. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won�t take half your stuff.
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Re: Logic applied correctly
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07/22/17 04:10 PM
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Siberman
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Maranatha !
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Re: Logic applied correctly
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07/22/17 04:12 PM
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Mudman63
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Re: Logic applied correctly
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07/22/17 04:15 PM
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Metal Man
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but women smell better than dogs and they are purdy. 
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Re: Logic applied correctly
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07/22/17 05:47 PM
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Mudman63
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but women smell better than dogs and they are purdy. Klaxon warning! Danger!
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Re: Logic applied correctly
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07/22/17 06:37 PM
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gander
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Did not know logic was allowed in the OT
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