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Logic applied correctly #12352946 07/22/17 01:43 PM
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FOURTEEN LOGICAL REASONS WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES

01. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.
02. Dogs don�t notice if you call them by another dog�s name.
03. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
04. Dogs� parents never visit.
05. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
06. You never have to wait for a dog; they�re ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.
07. Dogs find you amusing when you�re drunk.
08. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
09. Dogs won�t wake you up at night to ask: �If I died, would you get another dog?�
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell �em.
11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don�t run around frantically with room spray.
12. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.
13. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won�t kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.
14. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won�t take half your stuff.


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Re: Logic applied correctly [Re: Cast] #12353108 07/22/17 04:10 PM
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Re: Logic applied correctly [Re: Cast] #12353111 07/22/17 04:12 PM
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Re: Logic applied correctly [Re: Cast] #12353124 07/22/17 04:15 PM
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but women smell better than dogs and they are purdy. bolt


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Originally Posted By: Metal Man
but women smell better than dogs and they are purdy. bolt


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Re: Logic applied correctly [Re: Cast] #12353254 07/22/17 06:37 PM
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Did not know logic was allowed in the OT

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