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 Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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07/13/17 06:37 AM
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Not2Old2Fish
Extreme Angler
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Wilder than a march hare
what goes around comes around
she's so horny she honks when she walks
<°(((((>{
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Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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07/13/17 01:19 PM
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Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 7,579
Arkansas10 bass
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Beats anything I ever helt,felt or smelt.
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Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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07/13/17 01:30 PM
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Posts: 7,618
Kentucky
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they are so cross eyed that they can sit on the front porch and count chickens in the back yard.
They are so buck toothed they can actually take a bite out of a wall
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Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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07/13/17 04:39 PM
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rp2987
Pro Angler
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From an old cotton farmer:
This grounds so poor, you'd have to sit on a sack of fertilizer just to raise a hard.
From a fishing buddy recently laid off from the oil field:
I'm broker'n a stepped on cracker
From the same fishing buddy talking about the cost of a new boat
That's higher'n giraffe p@#$% (female part)
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Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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07/16/17 02:05 PM
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Posts: 601
Tc24
Pro Angler
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When the traffic light goes green but the car in front wont move... "if that light was any greener it would grow"
"faster than a scalded ape"
"Worthless as a dress on a pig"
1998 Pro Gator 160V
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Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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07/16/17 02:44 PM
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Posts: 15,975
Trebor Neil
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HOW ABOUT:
Worthless as the seventh tit on a boar hog?
You bettcha! ![[Linked Image]](http://myfolderz.com/TFF/images/77252norwegian flag.jpg) oofta!
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Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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07/16/17 03:35 PM
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Posts: 3,767
crapyetr
TFF Team Angler
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TFF Team Angler
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i'm so hungry i could eat the a$$ end out of a ministrantin' skunk
MERCY - not receiving what you deserve
GRACE - receiving what you don't deserve
"It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness."
America's MESS / is being repaired by God's miracle fixes
I'd rather walk with God with no questions answered than to walk thru life without Him and know the answers
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Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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07/16/17 03:52 PM
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Posts: 9,993
Grapenut
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" If I want your opinion, I'll give you one".
" I'm so hungry, I'm fartin' fresh air"
and my personal favorite,
"If you're looking for sympathy, it's in the dictionary between sh*t and syphilis".
Nut
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Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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07/16/17 04:03 PM
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Posts: 7,611
Dognot
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It's easy , even if your blind , crippled and crazy.
The only thing worse than a porta potty in the wintertime is a porta potty in the summertime.
You can’t stop the man from learning the hard way or he will continue to be stupid. It’s just the way it has to be......Mudshark
The Lion and Tiger may be king of the jungle. But the wolf doesn't perform in the circus.....UGLYSHCTICK
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Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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07/16/17 04:11 PM
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Posts: 16,487
Westside.
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TFF Guru
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Dewey Cheatham Andhow law firm
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Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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07/16/17 04:25 PM
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Posts: 7,328
AmpedUp
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Slicker than snot on a glass door knob 
God is Great! Beer is Good!! People are Crazy!!!
Wait... I have Micky Mouse Money..Grandson Logic!!
Dear God, help us to be faithful to you in every aspect of our lives. Amen.
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Re: Old Sayings
[Re: AmpedUp]
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07/16/17 04:58 PM
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Posts: 12,200
Rudy Cortinas
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burn me to a crisp and call me bacon
gonna beat you like a redheaded stepchild
lone wolf no pack
youth is wasted on the young
been fishing most of my life the rest of the time I just wasted
Everyone has the right to be stupid but youre abusing the privilege
Fish and visitors stink after three days
He who dies with the most toys is still dead.
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Re: Old Sayings
[Re: Rudy Cortinas]
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07/16/17 05:30 PM
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Posts: 601
Tc24
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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He who dies with the most toys is still dead.
That made me think of this one I heard once..."You'll never see a u-haul following a hearse"
1998 Pro Gator 160V
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Re: Old Sayings
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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07/23/17 01:47 PM
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Posts: 657
Chevy4dr57
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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She's so ugly I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.
Two things you didn't want to hear from a Army Helicopter pilot- Now watch this $hit and You're not going to believe this!
She's got 11 foot pole marks all over her face.
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