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 Door to door meat salesmen
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04/26/17 10:54 PM
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uncle_bagster
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Anyone ever buy meat from a door to door salesman? I don't believe I would, but if they blocked me in and wouldn't let me leave, my double-barrel would magically appear. I wouldn't shoot, but I'll bet I could cause a serious stain to appear on their britches. http://kfor.com/2017/04/26/yukon-couple-warn-about-door-to-door-meat-sales/
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Re: Door to door meat salesmen
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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04/26/17 11:02 PM
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TexDawg
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Yeah, that would really set me off. We had one several years ago, he was high pressure, but i got rid of him in short order
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Re: Door to door meat salesmen
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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04/26/17 11:07 PM
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grandpa75672
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I haven't heard of any door to door salesmen in the last 20+ years.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.... W.C.Fields
I know a little about a lot of things but not a whole lot about anything....CGD
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Re: Door to door meat salesmen
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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04/26/17 11:11 PM
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Uncle Zeek
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I might depending on the situation. If someone drove their vehicle to block me into my garage AT MY HOME and approached me in a fast, aggressive, threatening manner, my assumption would be "home invasion" and would probably react accordingly. Now we do get the meat salesmen through both my neighborhood and at my office from time to time, and none of them behave like this, so I just tell them to shoo.
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Re: Door to door meat salesmen
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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04/26/17 11:17 PM
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chickenman
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When I lived in The Colony, one of those guys knocked on the door. He was nice but wasn't taking no for an answer. I explained that name is Chickenman and showed him 600lbs of wings. I told him he wasn't a baller while he was walking away.
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Re: Door to door meat salesmen
[Re: chickenman]
#12218256
04/26/17 11:22 PM
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Dan90210 ☮
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I told him he wasn't a baller while he was walking away. I say that to everyone as they walk away.
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Re: Door to door meat salesmen
[Re: uncle_bagster]
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04/26/17 11:37 PM
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Pintail711
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Frozen meat salesmen are savages.
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Re: Door to door meat salesmen
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12218335
04/27/17 12:00 AM
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woundedbear
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I had one of these SOB"s block me in my drive with a white truck. They said they were selling meat. I said NO GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE. They were persistant so I get in the van (that had a large reciever hitch) and backed up into the truck as they yelled and hollered. No damage to the van but the drivers door to their truck was messed up to the point that they couldn't open the door. I went to wal-mart and when I returned Arlington PD was waiting for me. I told the officer what happened and showed him my skid marks on my drive way. They left and I've never heard from any one again. This in Feb around valentines day.
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Re: Door to door meat salesmen
[Re: woundedbear]
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04/27/17 12:06 AM
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Dan90210 ☮
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I had one of these SOB"s block me in my drive with a white truck. They said they were selling meat. I said NO GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE. They were persistant so I get in the van (that had a large reciever hitch) and backed up into the truck as they yelled and hollered. No damage to the van but the drivers door to their truck was messed up to the point that they couldn't open the door. I went to wal-mart and when I returned Arlington PD was waiting for me. I told the officer what happened and showed him my skid marks on my drive way. They left and I've never heard from any one again. This in Feb around valentines day. I hope you told them they ain't no ballers.
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Re: Door to door meat salesmen
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12218354
04/27/17 12:11 AM
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HasBen
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They probably sell discount stereo speakers out of their truck on the weekends.
“ When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.”. Steve McQueen
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Re: Door to door meat salesmen
[Re: Uncle Zeek]
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04/27/17 12:27 AM
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ToadSnatcher14
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Team Slot Fish
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Shoot! Shoot! Bang! Bang!
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Re: Door to door meat salesmen
[Re: uncle_bagster]
#12218404
04/27/17 12:36 AM
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Nocona Brian
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Re: Door to door meat salesmen
[Re: chickenman]
#12218446
04/27/17 12:56 AM
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PGR Mike
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When I lived in The Colony, one of those guys knocked on the door. He was nice but wasn't taking no for an answer. I explained that name is Chickenman and showed him 600lbs of wings. I told him he wasn't a baller while he was walking away. I know a guy who used to pimp Chicken on a Fishing forum. Pretty cool dude.
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Re: Door to door meat salesmen
[Re: grandpa75672]
#12218459
04/27/17 01:01 AM
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Trickster
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Super Freak
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I haven't heard of any door to door salesmen in the last 20+ years. It happens. In certain areas.
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Re: Door to door meat salesmen
[Re: PGR Mike]
#12218462
04/27/17 01:03 AM
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Trickster
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When I lived in The Colony, one of those guys knocked on the door. He was nice but wasn't taking no for an answer. I explained that name is Chickenman and showed him 600lbs of wings. I told him he wasn't a baller while he was walking away. I know a guy who used to pimp Chicken on a Fishing forum. Pretty cool dude. Do you know where I can get hand lotion? Maybe some tips on baby delivery?
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