I walked into the kitchen and she was making a chili dog. She splashed the bun with ketchup first and and then made it. I asked her what the hell is wrong with you and she said it is a southern thing (family from Alabama). I think she is wrong and mustard is the only correct condiment here. Let's not go 0-2 OT. What say you?

I hate all condiments and everyone who eats them.

She's wrong. She owes you, and the rest of us, an apology. I will give her an hour to realize the error of her ways.

Ketchup is nasty.

I would get a divorce.

Good for you. That helps my argument nothing though. Thanks for playing.

She won't do it. I am publicly trying to shame her into acting right.

According to the very prestigious National Hot Dog and Sausage Council, ketchup on a hot dog is unacceptable and poor etiquette if you are over 18. Shame on her.

http://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-etiquette

Hell no. That would cost me too much

WTH does she put ketchup on her corndogs and burgers too?
You should make her take the where are you from test that was on here last month. Bet it doesn't come back Alabama. LOL!
She just ruined that dog, mustard is the only call here.

The only people who put ketchup on hotdogs are mental patients and Texans.

This is just what I need. Now I just need our sausage expert frenzy to chime in and I have this one in the bag. I will win this one by morning

Easy there bees. Wouldn't it suck to get cut off over a wife's disgusting chili dog concoction.

Josh, if you ever win an argument you'll need to get one of these custom made.

I put mayo on the bun and then cover the hot dog with spicy chow chow. It's delicious. Otherwise, I use ketchup.

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