I know.. raises hand..

You gotta do like Eddie Murphy say's and use your ghetto voice

And flex your back while doing it

Soooo what did you do?

You poor thing, you surely must be traumatized due to this tragic event. I would recommend professional help to hopefully regain some self worth. so how big was the Gorillas hammer ?

Seriously though, you should have asked fella what his particular malfunction was

look him square in the eye and ask if he knows derek the snake guy.


while he stands there confused and bewildered I finish and make it look like he p'd himself, walk that one off!

My gorilla suit requires me to take it mostly off to Pea. Did this one have a fly? I would have asked him where he got it. Were the hands part of the sleeve or were they like gloves?

I would've finished peeing, zipped up, washed my hands, and went back to work

Elbow to the face or throat.