I'm in the bathroom at work. Office building 3 floors. Several different companies in the building. There are 3 urinals. I'm at the one in the middle and nobody else there. Out of the corner of my eye from my right I see 2 guys come around the corner I notice they are wearing costumes. One is dressed like a gorilla, the other has an anonymous mask on and a cape or something. The gorilla pulls up to the urinal to my left, but the other guy came up behind me on the left as well and got way up in my personal space. I turned to look and he was right in my face.

I'm gonna just leave this here and listen to what you would do before I tell you what I did.

Told him you are not the Invisible Man?

I might of ripped that mask off

Well, I'll say this, he would have left wetter than when he entered the bathroom...and he'd have a funky smell to go along with it.

Probably the ghost of Harambe.

Probably my left elbow to Mr Anonymous' throat.

Then I would have finished my business by aiming at his choking mouth writhing on the floor.

That is all . . . .

Screamed rape!

You never use the middle urinal.

The solution was right there in your hands already. Turn and [censored] on both of them.

Its pretty easy to say, I'd kick his a.......ss, or knee him in the nuts and then do a flying karate kick and take the other guy out.

But.........when you really get in that situation, we never know what we would do. Its really hard to say.

If you didn't see any weapons and this close to Halloween chance are your safe. Might even be somone you work with jacking with you.

Yelled meat gazer and ran out peeing.

Dump in the urinal....see how they like it then

long live harambe

This. That was your first mistake.