What's your favorite place to go?

Mine is Costco.

I like buying my whitey tightey's in BULK along with asking the sample people's for 3 or 4 of the same things. Then afterwards she asks to go out to eat and I say no thanks, I'm full from exsamples.

Just start tossing stuff in the cart. Mine tells me to stay at home.

I don't get drug to the store. I choose to go and where we go so I can try to keep the bill down as much as possible.

Like a boss.

Wisdom.

Boss status.

Brookshires. Only one in town 8 minutes away and you don't have to deal with the degenerates starting fights in the parking lot over parking like you do in Denison. Sams in Sherman is a close second when we stock up on a few things.

I sit in the truck and listen to SiriusXM.

Can we go to Costco with you next time? I need to buy a case of red bulls and sausage biscuits.

Sure.

Will you be requiring Sugar Free to get your colon aggravated at you in the morning?

Im actually trying to stop drinking them. I had my first one today after a week and a half.

I don't go shopping with my wife.
I like to go to Walmart at 5am. Usually only two or three other shoppers in there. I can get all the grocery shopping done, check the fishing section, and be back home by 6am.

I sit n the bench in the middle of the mall and wait.

I will go to Costco without too mich of a gripe. The cheap pizza is good.

I don't go. The wife makes a list and I review it before she goes, and that's what she gets. I inventory the purchases when she gets home. Sending her shopping with a mental list would be a disaster to our diet and bank account.