Yes, ten minutes apart

Don't be a grumpy old curmudgeon.

Does your wife even speak English?



Dang, I've lowered myself to your standards.

we used one name for if you knocked or rang. Worked real good when we lived in a big apartment complex.

and if this was a one time deal move on. Kid could be doing worse things

It has been more than once, we have also been getting egged, as well as some of the other neighbors. I also have these guys driving by on occasion and yelling at my youngest kid. It's becoming an issue.

Hat on backwards DB. Looks like a tweeker. Too old to be knicker knocking. I'd choot him and let God sort it out.

His hat is on backward... Thats how you know hes a bad arse and up to no good!

Hes a lanky little punk.

I for one hope he keeps doing this and does not get caught.

He probably hides and laughs his butt off when you come to the door to find no one is there hahahahahahah

Could he be one of your kids friends?

Of course she does. She is from Philippines. She speaks two languages and holds a Bachelor Degree in Nursing.

You were not aware that English is the business language in Philippines

I apologize, I had a moment of weakness and wrote something stupid like what you usually say popped into my head. You are lucky your wife married you, I have no clue what she was thinking.

Almost all Filipinas I have met who are from there, not American born, have a degree in nursing.

Is that the only degree women can get there or something? It seems to be by far the preferred subject to study for women from the PI.

You should dig a pit, cover it with limbs, then put Oskar in the bottom of it.

Do like the landowners on THF raising cane about Hog Doggers! Bunch natural born killers over there!

A few years ago the USA was bringing in RN's due to a nursing shortage. Hospitals paid $10K bonus, Airfare, Visa cost, and provided housing and spending money for up to a year. They paid US wages to since a RN in Philippines makes about $8 per day, they were all going to school for Nursing. They could send money home and buy houses back home and start businesses and provide for their families with their US wages.

You can't not get a tourist visa to USA from Phiilppines, They rarely issue them so their only way to realize the American Dream was by school and going into a industry that pays well. Kinda like all the IT people we are bringing in now of days.