So much fail

Who has the greatest trust in the world?

2 gae cannibals.

wanna know how to catch a polar bear ?

cut a hole in the ice & open a can of peas, placing them all around the hole
when the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole

a mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says get out we don't serve your kind here.

the mushroom says come on I'm a fungi

What did Whitney Houston have in common with a 12 year old boy?


They both get stiff in a warm tub .

What did Santa Claus say when the bottom of is sleigh fell out?







Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh............

Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have a gun... get in the van.

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen.

What do you call a chinese woman with one leg?

Eireen.

Whatta you get when you cross a Bumblebee and a doorbell.


A real humdinger.

Did you know you can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg in Texas? You have to use a Camara..

How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair!

Two men sitting on the front porch drinking whiskey when a dog walks onto the grass, plops down and starts licking itself vigorously.

First guy says, "Man I wish I could do that..."

Second guy takes a sip of whiskey and ponders for a second, "That dog would bite you!"

The real reason Hillary fainted

She took a cough drop from Bill Cosby!

Why is everybody in USCG at least 6' tall?

So they can wade to shore if the boat sinks.