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 Only in Texas
#10944
12/16/05 05:56 PM
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Sluggo
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> Subject: Only in Texas!
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> A Texasredneck was stopped by a game warden in East Texas recently
> with two ice chests of fish, leaving a river well known for its
> fishing. The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to
> catch those fish?" "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These
> here are my pet fish." "Pet fish?"
> "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim
> 'round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice
> chest and I take 'em home."
> "That's a bunch of bull! Fish can't do that!"
> The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's
> the truth. I'll show you. It really works."
> "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
> The redneck poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.
> After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
> "Well, what?" said the redneck.
> "When are you going to call them back?"
> "Call who back?"
> "The FISH!"
> "What fish?"
> We in Texas may not be as smart as some, but we ain't as dumb as most.
> You
> smart ones have a good day.
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 Re: Only in Texas
#10945
12/16/05 06:26 PM
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Fletch81
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Re: Only in Texas
#10946
12/16/05 09:11 PM
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Posts: 618
Rambler
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Simplify! ![[Linked Image]](http://a826.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/55/m_99325e93760997ea8d76e3150c0ec629.jpg)
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Re: Only in Texas
#10947
12/16/05 09:30 PM
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Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 136
Texasworld
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"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming - WOW, What A Ride!!!"
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Re: Only in Texas
#10948
12/17/05 01:52 PM
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Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 86,137
John175☮
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Thats a good one!!!! 
Stress less, relax more. Go fishing.
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Re: Only in Texas
#10949
12/18/05 04:45 AM
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Joined: Oct 2005
Posts: 20,755
kingdad101
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Re: Only in Texas
#10950
12/19/05 01:14 PM
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Posts: 8,491
water_surge
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That game warden must have been from Arkansas. 
We All Live Down Stream 
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Re: Only in Texas
#10951
12/19/05 01:21 PM
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Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 1,258
Bullet Driver
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  "When all else fails, use a Grenade!"
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Re: Only in Texas
#10952
12/20/05 02:41 AM
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culeoka
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Texas is about the 5th [hic-up] state i've heard this joke told about. it's a good one though.
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Re: Only in Texas
#10953
12/20/05 12:45 PM
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Joined: May 2005
Posts: 1,486
Ol'Skeeter
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Re: Only in Texas
#10954
12/21/05 08:32 PM
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Posts: 915
skyshark
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Re: Only in Texas
#10955
12/23/05 12:13 AM
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Guide Chuck Rollins
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Made me laugh!
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