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 good joke had to share
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04/01/15 07:41 PM
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Happie Crappie
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Two Trees and a Woodpecker
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.
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Re: good joke had to share
[Re: Happie Crappie]
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04/02/15 12:47 AM
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dcar
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Re: good joke had to share
[Re: Happie Crappie]
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04/02/15 01:23 AM
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bush hog
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 good one
To whom much is given, much is required.
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Re: good joke had to share
[Re: Happie Crappie]
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04/02/15 01:31 AM
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Fishbonz
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HE aka Fishbonz
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Re: good joke had to share
[Re: Happie Crappie]
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04/02/15 02:49 AM
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crappie yaker
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If it has anything to do with fins,feathers, or fur im in
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Re: good joke had to share
[Re: Happie Crappie]
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04/02/15 03:10 AM
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snagking
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That's a good one! 
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Re: good joke had to share
[Re: Happie Crappie]
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04/02/15 03:16 AM
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crope1
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Re: good joke had to share
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04/02/15 10:51 AM
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Black Bass Blake
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 "A parent is only as good as they're dumbest child. If one wins the Nobel Peace Prize, but the other gets robbed by a hooker you failed"
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Re: good joke had to share
[Re: Happie Crappie]
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04/02/15 04:49 PM
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DFW-fisherman
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Thank you, thank you, thank you! 
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