your momma so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper.



Now that's one todays kids won't understand.

Your mommas so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food

She eats cereal out of a Satellite Dish with a shovel

Yo momma so fat IT'S SAD

Yo momma so fat I took as picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

Yo mama so fat she made Coff start juicing

Your mama so fat when she takes a bath she leaves a ring around lake Lewisville.

So fat she makes a commercial for drug companies.