Yo mama so fat

“Yo mama so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.”

she irons her clothes on the driveway

She beeps when she backs up.

She has her own zip code.

Every time she wears high heels she strike oil.
Her belt size is equator.

You gotta dip her in flour to find a wet spot
She puts her belt on with a boomerang
When she walks the Richter scales registers
Her arse and belly are in 2 different time zones

Ha ha, winner!

When she wears her red dress outside kids yell Hey Koolaid!

Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes camping, bears hide their food!

Yo mamas so fat when she skips a meal, the stock market drops!

Yo mamas so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food!

Yo mamas so fat when she went to KFC they asked her what size bucket she wants…she said “the one on da roof!”

Yo mamas so fat her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama is so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama is so fat, she gets group insurance.

Yo mama's so fat that if you told her to "haul [censored]", she'd have to make 2 trips!

Yo mommas so fat she sweats Crisco

Yo momms is so fat....planets revolve around Her

Yo mamas so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, everybody yell's TAXI!!!!!!

You momma so fat, one time she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 episodes

Yo mama’s so fat she had to be baptized at SeaWorld!

Yo momma so fat, she sat on an iphone and it turned into an ipad

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her weighs 216 pounds

Yo momma so fat, she was walking and tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th Ave.

Yo momma SO FAT when she skips a meal the stock market drops

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Yo Mama's so fat,,,,,she has more chins then a chinese phone book.

She went for a swim and got harpooned

You mama so fat they named a bug after her. A BIG bug.

Yo mama so fat, her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator.

Yo momma is so fat when she steps on the dance floor the band skips!

Winner

She has her own gravitational pull.

your momma so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper.



Now that's one todays kids won't understand.

Your mommas so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food

She eats cereal out of a Satellite Dish with a shovel

Yo momma so fat IT'S SAD

Yo momma so fat I took as picture of her last Christmas and its still printing

Yo mama so fat she made Coff start juicing

Your mama so fat when she takes a bath she leaves a ring around lake Lewisville.

So fat she makes a commercial for drug companies.