I've said for years, "I'd have a lot fewer scars if I'd listened to my Mama." Most of my scars, not gonna' count them, are from being raised around horses and cattle then military. Hell, I have a huge 6" long scar on my left forearm that for the life of me I have no idea what from. I do have one scar that only my barber ever sees. I was kicked in back of my head by a horse when I was 12. Might explain the "Slow" part of my name.🤔

I got you all beat but the story is R rated. I will PG13 it.

I was a with my gal in high school. She was doing the old hand jive on me. I said "faster, oh yeah, harder" and she did, but to my dismay, her ring turned around backwards on a stroke and I had to have 9 stitch's on my gentleman sausage.

Told you, I win. Oh, you got your foot caught in a tiller and had to have surgery and do PT for 6 months? Childs play! Try keeping Mr Happy from doing what a 16 year old boy's thing does 30 times a day, and when you fail which was inevitable, the stitches feel like fire! Oh, and the story got passed around school...I was the frankenweiner guy. it was not until I moved, got married that that stigma was shed. Uncomfortable? Try explaining to your new wife about the scar on your man junk...fun.

Most embarrassing so far for sure. Just tell the wife it was your own ring that caused it. I'm sure she knew what 16yo boys do.

I agree.....saying "you should see the other guy" just doesn't seem to work in this instance..

I got that nasty paper cut scar.................

From surgeries, currently two.

A bunch, but not Steve shark chainsaw attack