Dang, just when you think you have seen everything, something like this comes up.

What side of town does Sancho live on?

Mine goes to the grocery store 5 times a week and I hear about how crowded it is every time. Have tried to plan meals with her and buy for a week but has never worked. She works from home and I think it gets her out of the house but it sure gets old hearing about how tough it is and how inconvenient it is. Love her to death but it is a beat down that happens almost daily. God forbid I actually try and approach it with a suggestion or reply that she is in control of how many times she has to go to the store.....

You young guys have no idea what's waiting for you in the future.

I used my wife’s good hair cutting scissors to trim Oskar’s toenails and broke them. She just now noticed they are missing. I helped her look for them but knew we would not find them. I don’t know why women leave stuff like that just laying around for people to break. It seems very irresponsible

Sounds like y'all did a poor job of training.

That was the best move in that situation. Sage advice for any yoots reading this.

The answer to every “Why do women” question is estrogen.

Estrogen is a hormone that attacks brain cells.

Mic drop…

Well wasting your time trying to figure women out you could be fishing or drinking beer.

mine likes to talk to me while walking away from me or from another room...and yap-yap about me having the TV volume too high...

got a buddy who swears that if he is ever on a jury trying a man for killing his wife...if the wife was over 50,he's gonna walk....

My wife talks to me from the other room all the time, I just got to where I ignore her. Then she will tell me she told me something 15 times and I just shake my head