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BUT HE IS THE'S CAT'S MEOW. DONT WANT TO ANGER HIM HE CAN CLAW WITH THE BEST.
So, one day Gerald Boudreaux went back to the marsh to see his lifelong friends Thibodeaux and Prejean.
Well, Prejean's wife Marie had just had a little boy and, though Thibodeaux had been over to see him many times, Boudreaux was too busy catchin' dem green trout and pollywogs on Fork.
So Thibodeaux says to Boudreaux, "Man, Prejean's all upset and all cuz u ain't been to see him and Marie's lil' boy. Foist bo-wa, too.
O' corse, Boudreaux says to Thibodeaux, "well let's go!"
Tibs replies..."ok, Boudreaux but I got to tell ya, dat lil' boy ain't got no ears and dey's damned proud of him, so don't u open yo big moufa about dat, no.
Boudreaux says... "I got it, sha"
So, after arriving at Prejeans and dem saying all der niceties and all dat, Prejean says "Boudreaux, c'mon back an see owa bo-wa!" Thibodeaux cuts his eyes to B and B allays T's fears with a hand held flat and motioning to da flo-wa.
Dey surround da crib and all marvel at what a fon lukken young man dat is!
Dey say...Dayuum, look at dem arms, he gonna be a weightlifta.
Den day say...Dayuum, look at dem legs, he gonna play linemen for dem Tigas.
Den day say...and look at dem eyes! Dey so blue and cle-a, too which Boudreaux replies...
Well, its a dam good ting cuz dat boy ain't neva gonna be able to wear glasses!