When mr smith and I got back to the take out (his river lot) we were greeted with a nice 3 round burst from what we later learned was an AK47. Seems Mr smiths neighbor was a lil upset that someone had made the wrong turn ending up on his property
Then unknowingly drove over his septic lines. He was
apparently waiting for the culprits to return and made sure we knew that
He wasnt happy about it. He was really hot and bothered about the insadent. We asured him the driver would be made aware of his error. It took 4 brews and many words (mainly his) for him to finally chill. Later that night he hands me his MAN KILLER & allowed me to squeeze off 3 quick rounds myself.
After clearing the weapon he hands me a live
Round and said to keep it as a momento of the ocassion.
He is a lil protective of his property and has an itchy trigger
Finger to put it politely. Happy it all went well. Was a interesting
Evening for sure!

I will have to totally own that mistake Zombie. I made that wrong turn that ended up in a dead end road and few options to turn my rig & trailer full of kayaks around. Please pass my apologies to Mr. Smith for causing any problems with his neighbor. I�m glad it was handled without getting out of control.

I�ll take one order of a pair of very fast shoes, and a bullet proof vest please..

Sorry sir, we r fresh out of flack jacks n kicks.
Could we interest u & your passengers in some fresh cut daisies
& a long dirt nap?

Hahaha... That totally made me LOL!!! I had to look around to make sure the rest of the office didn't call in them dudes with the white coats, from me laughing to myself..