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 Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
[Re: PineappleMama]
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07/12/11 06:36 AM
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Bankside Bartman
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Chuck Norris+Kenny Powers(two famous dudes with awesome mullets)=a bald dude holding a carp? WTH LMAO Grow a mullet to gain some trailer park cred that is too great.
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Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
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07/12/11 10:32 AM
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edward361
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Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
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07/12/11 06:51 PM
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Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
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07/12/11 07:05 PM
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Philpot
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Armycatfisher, no super-hero of the catfishing world is complete without accessories... Shad-skin undergarments (racy to say the least)- cape of same material optional, full-coverage wrestling mask including strategically placed whiskers and fake mullet protruding from underneath rear of mask, tattoos (permanent or temporary) of all major dip bait brands in evidence (think like Nascar), as an assortment of high tech weaponry - buffalo snot cannon, slap chop modified for shad and other small creatures, nuclear powered carp grinder, etc.
Chuck Norris would feel a rumble in the force should such a super hero reveal himself on any Texas lake...
I'm not criticizing, just sayin'.
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Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
[Re: Philpot]
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07/12/11 07:09 PM
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Armycatfisher, no super-hero of the catfishing world is complete without accessories... Shad-skin undergarments (racy to say the least)- cape of same material optional, full-coverage wrestling mask including strategically placed whiskers and fake mullet protruding from underneath rear of mask, tattoos (permanent or temporary) of all major dip bait brands in evidence (think like Nascar), as an assortment of high tech weaponry - buffalo snot cannon, slap chop modified for shad and other small creatures, nuclear powered carp grinder, etc.
Chuck Norris would feel a rumble in the force should such a super hero reveal himself on any Texas lake...
I'm not criticizing, just sayin'. Sometimes, its best if a Hero is almost mythical. Only a few folks have been lucky enough to actually see me fishing and teaching the ways of old. And evidently you havent heard the great tale of " Sugar-Britches " 
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Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
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07/12/11 07:27 PM
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Philpot
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Yes sir, you are correct in that I've never heard the legend of "Sugar Britches". Sounds like a pre-superhero-status quest that had to happen in order to achieve greatness and notoriety. Like those quests that would have to take place to design, develop, and prototype the weaponry mentioned earlier. Speaking of catfishing super hero weaponry, how about a Chum Mortar?
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Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
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07/12/11 07:30 PM
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tgravley aka lewisvillecatfish
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Philpot if you just knew half of what made him what he is you would be amazed!!!!
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Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
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07/12/11 07:43 PM
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Philpot if you just knew half of what made him what he is you would be amazed!!!!  
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Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
[Re: tgravley aka lewisvillecatfish]
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07/12/11 08:15 PM
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Philpot
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"Philpot if you just knew half of what made him what he is you would be amazed!!!!"
tgravley, I can only imagine.
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Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
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07/12/11 08:51 PM
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"Philpot if you just knew half of what made him what he is you would be amazed!!!!"
tgravley, I can only imagine. That's why they call me a legend bud! -Zach
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Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
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07/12/11 10:11 PM
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Bankside Bartman
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you seriously need to gro the mullet dude.
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Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
[Re: Bankside Bartman]
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07/12/11 11:41 PM
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jolsson
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Zach, you are one of a kind to say the least..I haven't had the chance to meet you but I can tell there is never a dull minute with you in the boat...Thank you for your service.... and so glad to see you enjoying what you fought for... this great country we live in THANK YOU
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Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
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07/12/11 11:50 PM
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Zach, you are one of a kind to say the least..I haven't had the chance to meet you but I can tell there is never a dull minute with you in the boat...Thank you for your service.... and so glad to see you enjoying what you fought for... this great country we live in THANK YOU Thank you. Yeah I enjoy making people laugh and having a good time. Thats what life is suppose to be about. But dont tell anybody else on here that.  I cant let up on any of them, give these boys a inch, and they take a mile of line
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Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
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07/12/11 11:53 PM
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Zach, you are one of a kind to say the least..I haven't had the chance to meet you but I can tell there is never a dull minute with you in the boat...Thank you for your service.... and so glad to see you enjoying what you fought for... this great country we live in THANK YOU way to kill the sarcastic great time we were having here, Mr. Buzz Killington. Lol, just kidding, i agree with everything said there.
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Re: How I became a Extreme Angler ( Story inside )
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07/12/11 11:59 PM
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LOL, it never dies. Trust me, I cant stop myself. haha! I am a opportunistic hunter, if I see a chance at a good joke towards someone, I pounce  
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