Uncool man

Gator meat is gooooooooooooood!!! Had some last week.

Do y'all think alligator farms are a good or bad thing? They do kill thousands every year, right? Where 30-40 eggs in the wild will only produce maybe a couple of adults, a farmer can take those same eggs, raise em, kill all but 10 and then release those into the wild after they grow to a survivable length and do 5 times the good nature does. There is a reason why there is a hunting season on them and wildlife management, which means there is killing involved, has proven itself time and again. Quit acting like this is an unforgivable sin. It was 1 freakin big arsed gator. I would have killed the thing too.

You make me smile Zombie!

I can't believe someone who states their opinion on a public forum gets upset when there is a response that differs from theres! What did you expect? Right or wrong hunting/fishing is about who's is bigger!! Leave that last line alone ZOMBIE.

Ok

I stole this from the interwebs.

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.

She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.

Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement.

Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back. Frustrated, she shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

My turn, sorry , I can't sit idle...

A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?".

"Sure do," replied the bartender.

"Good," said the man.

"Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."


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A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genital, unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."

A pirate walks into a bar and he has a boat steering wheel mounted on his thingy.

The bartender looks at him and says "OMG doesnt that thing bother you?"

The pirate says "Arrrrrrrrr it's driving me nuts!"

Oh wait i'm sorry. I thought this was the joke thread. I was reading one funny post after another and thought everybody was joking here. My bad.

A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two alligators in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.'

So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened.

In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the tails come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the alligators are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.

The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferrari's, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks.

The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the person that pushed me in!'

"...driving me nuts"
You're killing me!

so i wasted a god bit of time reading this thread, y i dont know, and i am glad i finished it instead of giving up after page 3 love the jokes guys