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Back in the day, there was this team...
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04/26/11 02:00 AM
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Starless
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Once upon a beer, there was this team called Jack@ss. Their angling prowess was surpassed only by their Penchant for Jack@ssery. They went, they angled, they drank, they Jack@ssed. Apparently, they had so much fun anytime they hit the bank, even the fish begged to join the party. And so Team Jack@ss obliged.  Sometimes, when they all got together, they had so much fun Zach's food lit on fire.  Bringing in carp is hard work. Sometimes, they had to take a break for a refreshing drink while fish stripped off line.  When the fish was finally landed, it'd had so much fun it wanted to return the favor, and give Jack@ss-B a ride.  But Jack@ss-B hadn't ridden a carp since the Carp Riding Championships of '78. So, he was subsequently struck in the crotch.  The end.
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Re: Back in the day, there was this team...
[Re: Starless]
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04/26/11 03:28 AM
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Texas-Z
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Is there an application for the team somewhere that I can fill out? (Hiccup)
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Re: Back in the day, there was this team...
[Re: Texas-Z]
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04/26/11 04:07 AM
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Starless
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S'kind of a two or three man team. With a couple honorary members.
But, you can post a picture resume of some of your accomplishments while fishing.
Fish are optional. Hehehe.
The Harder the Fight, the Better the Fish. www.TXfishes.com - Texas Multi-Species Angling ( Multi-Species Tournament: Sign up now! ) www.atdot.com Now featuring fantastic photography. www.dfwhops.com ( All your DFW Beer news and info in one spot! )
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Re: Back in the day, there was this team...
[Re: Starless]
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04/26/11 04:17 AM
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Starless
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Sometimes they drive 7 hours in the middle of the night, in blinding snowstorms.   Just for a chance to see familiar roads look unfamiliar:  Just for a chance to see Emma look like this:   To keep warm they had to burn things. Like their shoes. 
The Harder the Fight, the Better the Fish. www.TXfishes.com - Texas Multi-Species Angling ( Multi-Species Tournament: Sign up now! ) www.atdot.com Now featuring fantastic photography. www.dfwhops.com ( All your DFW Beer news and info in one spot! )
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Re: Back in the day, there was this team...
[Re: Starless]
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04/26/11 04:30 AM
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buffaloman chris
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hey justin, not to hijack but, this might be the rareist pic of zack ever holding a catfish. good times!!! 
pb buffalo 58.0lb pb common 36.4lb pb grasser 46.0lb pb mirror 24.12lb pb koi 15.25lb pb blue 39.0lb pb goldfish 1.5lb pb bass 6lbs Lone Star Carp Brigade - Dedicated to the promotion, education and camaraderie of carp anglers in the great state of Texas
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Re: Back in the day, there was this team...
[Re: buffaloman chris]
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04/26/11 04:40 AM
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Starless
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hey justin, not to hijack but, this might be the rareist pic of zack ever holding a catfish. good times!!! He only held that catfish that time cause we gave him so much crapp about being too scared to hold catfish, lol.
The Harder the Fight, the Better the Fish. www.TXfishes.com - Texas Multi-Species Angling ( Multi-Species Tournament: Sign up now! ) www.atdot.com Now featuring fantastic photography. www.dfwhops.com ( All your DFW Beer news and info in one spot! )
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Re: Back in the day, there was this team...
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04/26/11 04:42 AM
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Pondbass
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this post is greatness 
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Re: Back in the day, there was this team...
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04/26/11 05:45 AM
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LoneStarCarper
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Note the collar....evening atire past 6pm should be required.
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Re: Back in the day, there was this team...
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04/26/11 06:24 AM
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Don Morey
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Re: Back in the day, there was this team...
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04/26/11 12:02 PM
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Stephen Clark
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Hope to share a bank with ya sometime Justin and Zach, have to see first hand the masters in action.
PB Common = 36-8 PB Buffalo = 62-8 PB Mirror (fully scaled) 13-0 PB Flat Head Catfish = 44
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Re: Back in the day, there was this team...
[Re: Pondbass]
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04/26/11 12:58 PM
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Big Ted
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this post is greatness +1 
PB Common Carp....... 38 lbs PB Mirror Carp........12 lbs 8 oz PB SM Buffalo........ 53 lbs PB Grasser........... 48 lbs 4 oz PB Blue cat.......... 17 lbs (caught on maize)
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Re: Back in the day, there was this team...
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04/26/11 01:00 PM
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Big Ted
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Justin, you need to come back down and do this with August, Mike and I. That was some serious partying going on...even on short sessions!
Mrs Texas Z...AUGIE AUGIE AUGIE AUGIE
For those that dont know, Mrs Texas Z HATES when we call him Augie....lol
PB Common Carp....... 38 lbs PB Mirror Carp........12 lbs 8 oz PB SM Buffalo........ 53 lbs PB Grasser........... 48 lbs 4 oz PB Blue cat.......... 17 lbs (caught on maize)
Phil 4:13
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Re: Back in the day, there was this team...
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04/26/11 01:48 PM
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buffaloman chris
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last time there was a gathering, this is what went down, then there was a battle between bonfires to see who could be bigger. 
pb buffalo 58.0lb pb common 36.4lb pb grasser 46.0lb pb mirror 24.12lb pb koi 15.25lb pb blue 39.0lb pb goldfish 1.5lb pb bass 6lbs Lone Star Carp Brigade - Dedicated to the promotion, education and camaraderie of carp anglers in the great state of Texas
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Re: Back in the day, there was this team...
[Re: buffaloman chris]
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04/26/11 01:50 PM
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Stephen Clark
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PB Common = 36-8 PB Buffalo = 62-8 PB Mirror (fully scaled) 13-0 PB Flat Head Catfish = 44
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Re: Back in the day, there was this team...
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#6112489
04/26/11 02:19 PM
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LoneStarCarper
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somewhere there is a chair stuck in a tree...the crazyness is real and so are the hangovers
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