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 Re: Good Riddance!
[Re: Retired Guy]
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12/12/10 04:12 PM
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BigMack
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Alright, I can't resist the ole redneck joke since y'all keep goin' on about back doors & dogs.  Here's the question, I'll let anyone have the punch line: If you have the wife howling at the front door and the dog howling at the back door, which one do you let in and why? 
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 Re: Good Riddance!
[Re: TxPacker4]
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12/12/10 09:36 PM
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Captain John
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I think there was a song about that "I gonna miss her"
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Re: Good Riddance!
[Re: Retired Guy]
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12/12/10 09:59 PM
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r42
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I've been married 3 times and divorced 3 times. My last two divorces I lost my boat in the divorce each time to nagging women that wouldn't drop a line in the water if you paid them to do so. I don't know which is worse, a mad ex-wife or a mad ex-wife's attorney that steals a man's boat. Needless to say I haven't even dated since the last divorce in 91. I now have 3 dogs and a cat. When I come home from a long weekend of hunting or fishing I am greeted at the gate with big sloppy licks and a look of what did ya bring us dad? Sure beats a greeting of " AND JUST WHERE THE H**L HAVE YOU BEEN!".
Later,
Richard
Only took me 2 marriages to figure that out. Going to bed and waking up without having to worry about what ya did, what you might do, or what you didn't do that did or would set them off is true peace of mind. Only thing I miss about marriage is not having to do my own laundry but the trade off is well worth it.
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Re: Good Riddance!
[Re: r42]
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12/12/10 10:19 PM
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Retired Guy
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I've been married 3 times and divorced 3 times. My last two divorces I lost my boat in the divorce each time to nagging women that wouldn't drop a line in the water if you paid them to do so. I don't know which is worse, a mad ex-wife or a mad ex-wife's attorney that steals a man's boat. Needless to say I haven't even dated since the last divorce in 91. I now have 3 dogs and a cat. When I come home from a long weekend of hunting or fishing I am greeted at the gate with big sloppy licks and a look of what did ya bring us dad? Sure beats a greeting of " AND JUST WHERE THE H**L HAVE YOU BEEN!".
Later,
Richard
Only took me 2 marriages to figure that out. Going to bed and waking up without having to worry about what ya did, what you might do, or what you didn't do that did or would set them off is true peace of mind. Only thing I miss about marriage is not having to do my own laundry but the trade off is well worth it. I hear ya on that one. 
Tired and Retired. E Troop 1st. Air Cav.
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Re: Good Riddance!
[Re: fishin_farmer]
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12/12/10 10:37 PM
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bassdreamer
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The sexiest thing my wife ever wore when we were dating, were waders! I would have proposed right then, but would have drowned tryin'! She also looks good in a football jersey!
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Re: Good Riddance!
[Re: bassdreamer]
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12/13/10 01:16 AM
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Retired Guy
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The sexiest thing my wife ever wore when we were dating, were waders! I would have proposed right then, but would have drowned tryin'! She also looks good in a football jersey!
Tired and Retired. E Troop 1st. Air Cav.
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Re: Good Riddance!
[Re: Retired Guy]
#5599944
12/13/10 04:17 AM
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r42
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The sexiest thing my wife ever wore when we were dating, were waders! I would have proposed right then, but would have drowned tryin'! She also looks good in a football jersey! I'm with ya, nothing sexier than a woman in camo. Tight fitting that is.
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Re: Good Riddance!
[Re: HookedFishingLuke]
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12/13/10 04:35 AM
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ssfireman
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Remember the 4 F's Find em, feed em, F#$k em, and forget em. That is what an older guy told me once.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
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Re: Good Riddance!
[Re: ssfireman]
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12/13/10 05:20 AM
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GLud
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The inherent downside in a life of pursuing women is the possibility of inadvertently catching one.
---Submitted Anonymously
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Re: Good Riddance!
[Re: GLud]
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12/13/10 09:23 AM
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PEZZ
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"Thank God and Greyhound" - Roy Clark
this old song still cracks me up.
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Re: Good Riddance!
[Re: PEZZ]
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12/13/10 05:52 PM
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TxPacker4
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OP
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Had plenty of fun at parties friday and saturday night... I might say alittle too much fun due to the fact that I slept all day saturday and sunday, and never hit the water 
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Cody Waddle
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Re: Good Riddance!
[Re: TxPacker4]
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12/13/10 06:14 PM
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JoSkeeter
Extreme Angler
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It's all about priorities!
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Re: Good Riddance!
[Re: JoSkeeter]
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12/13/10 06:53 PM
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Beaumont
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My god I'm having the best time reading this thread as I wait for my divorce lawyer to call me back. She filed on me Dec. 17 of last year and they are still fighting over a whole lot of nothing.
I think I just came up with some new jokes. . . feel free to add to them or improve them.
Q. What's the difference between a fisherman and my ex wife?
several answers come to mind. . .
- Fishermen have the decency to put their catch on ice
- Fishermen only get to filet their catch once.
Q. What's the difference between my ex wife and a boat owner?
-Boat owners take better care of their "lower units"
-My ex takes about 10 times as much wax and lubrication to keep things pretty and smooth
Well, I better go. Gotta go drive over to Houston to watch the Texans play the Ravens tonight.
17'AmisonCraft, 85hp Suzuki, Handmade from Cypress wood in Apalachicola, FL, but we fish Sabine/West Cove/Calcasieu 
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Re: Good Riddance!
[Re: Beaumont]
#5601594
12/13/10 08:26 PM
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Retired Guy
Outdoorsman
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Tired and Retired. E Troop 1st. Air Cav.
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