wow...

Ok since you don't have a girl friend any more, and are going to be doing a lot of fishing, will that make you a master baiter??

Cleaver

roflmao!!! been married 16 yrs to the same woman and I do what I want with her blessing, as long as the bills are paid she dont say a word!

Well, not working tomorrow night, but I am gonna go party, so tomorrow will really piss her off!!!

nicely done.

I told my wife before we got married that I hunt and I fished before her, and I would after her.

She only asks that I take her every once in a while. Been on our honeymoon the last 16 years

I am gone almost every weekend January through June fishing tournaments, prefishing, and such. My wife (1st and hopefully only wife) of 3 years says "you are the worst roommate ever you're never home, but when you are home all you do is F up the house." Guess I will have to stay out fishing even more so I don't mess up the house.

Sounds like elcoyote will soon be joining the ranks of the free.

***Voice of Al Bundy***

"WOMEN! Can't live with 'em................................... THE END!"

I've been married 3 times and divorced 3 times. My last two divorces I lost my boat in the divorce each time to nagging women that wouldn't drop a line in the water if you paid them to do so. I don't know which is worse, a mad ex-wife or a mad ex-wife's attorney that steals a man's boat. Needless to say I haven't even dated since the last divorce in 91. I now have 3 dogs and a cat. When I come home from a long weekend of hunting or fishing I am greeted at the gate with big sloppy licks and a look of what did ya bring us dad? Sure beats a greeting of " AND JUST WHERE THE H**L HAVE YOU BEEN!".

Later,

Richard

She is just glad you came in the right door. don't ever come home and go to the back door, you might just get ran over. Know an old boy that decided to go to the back door one evening after being gone all day. He got knocked out by the door when the guy running out slammed the door open on him. After that happened, I always go in the front door. I don't like pain.

Tx Packer4 Is that you and your girl friend on tv,where she puts your rod in the "trash compactor",and says,your not going fishing today? LOL.

Just cut em off and keep fishin...it's cheaper and just as much fun. And the fillet knife will never complain. You're young enough...can't please em so just tease em!!!!!

This is just a test.

You have a loving wife and a dog ok. Now lock them in the trunk of your car for a couple of hours. When you open it up, which one is happy to see you?

Bingo, This refers exactly to my earlier post.
Richard