Hahaha! My girlfriend last night broke up with me cause I was spending too much time on the water and not enough time with her... I guess being at her house all hours of the night almost every night of the week wasn't good enough. I think her main deciding factor was that during our argument I said "babe, in all fairness, fishing was first..." she didnt take that one very well... Oh well.. Now I'm free to fish all day and night for a while .. til the next one catches my eye...

I said "babe, in all fairness, fishing was first..."

Greatness !!!

I told my wife straight up. " EIther I spend my money fishing or at Strip Clubs it's your pick." She picked fishing of course. LMAO

I hope you at least got one for the road.

Yeahh.. i did.. right before my buddy called wanting to go fishing today... I told him "for sure"... then the bomb went off..

Years ago a friend of mine in California used to run Mountain lions and bears in northern California and he had one of his best dogs get too close and needed to get stitched up at the vet (lots of work). It just so happens at around that time he was supposed to buy his girl friend an engagement ring. When he explained to her that the dog was worth much more than any engagement ring it was him and the dogs from then on. I guess some gals just don�t understand.

When you meet one that likes fishing and hunting life is much eaiser.

Oh my goodness looks like your going to have to take matters into your own hands now.LOL Darrell

Oh the inexperience of youth.

The good thing is that MOST (not all) of us get smarter as we get older. It's not what you said but the way you said it. My wife loves to fish and hunt, but Imhave never met ANY woman that wants to hear they run second fiddle of anything. Even if they know they do.

Good riddance ? ? ? Try rubbing that thing up the dorsal fin of a fish, and let me know how that is working for ya.

Keep practicing , you'll get better. Keith

I am literally in tears after reading all of this !

I work as a DJ with a buddy and work a party almost every weekend..There are plenty of girls there to be tied down to one anyways.. When I get bored with them (which won't be soon) I'll play things the way I should... My main downfall is I am a MAJOR SMART A$$... maybe I should work on it, but it just wouldn't be fun anymore...

Imagine if you had married that girl.

AAAHHHHHHH!!! WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING!?!?!

You're Young Go have fun !

Wow, someone smart enough to dodge that bullet.
I hate weddings & funerals.
Either one is the end of life for a good man.

Remember: The most expensive one out there is still
Cheaper by the hour.

Hahaha! Love it!