PLEASE HELP taking my wife fishing

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Re: PLEASE HELP taking my wife fishing [Re: JoeGee] #5575598 12/05/10 05:11 PM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,380 Burleson, TX armadilla Extreme Angler
armadilla Extreme Angler Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,380 Burleson, TX	Been fishing with my wife since we were dating... over 40 years now... got the boat for her on her birthday... she likes to drive the boat and for me to "get the net" and run the trolling motor.... Life is good.... just make sure she catches fish!!!!!11 the armadilla.... Whitney Lake Online

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Re: PLEASE HELP taking my wife fishing [Re: chuckwagon] #5575785 12/05/10 06:05 PM
Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,437 Mt. Pleasant, Texas R racing75 TFF Team Angler
racing75 TFF Team Angler R Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,437 Mt. Pleasant, Texas	Originally Posted By: chuckwagon It is great that you are taking your wifey fishing!! Just don't make the same mistakes I did! A few of the choice statements that would have been better left unsaid: **"Holy @&#@!!!! You were supposed to HOLD on to the rod!!" **"STOP makin' that %#@&# NOISE!" **"DON'T bang the %#@## side of the boat like that!" **"NO, we can't put in to shore to let you "go"! Now stop the #@%#@ whining and FISH!!" **"You almost caught my #@$&# EAR! SIT IN THE BACK OF THE BOAT!!" **"Can't you do ANY #@%#@* thing right!!!" **"Don't blame ME!! YOU were the one that #@%#@# wanted to come fishing!!" Wifey was not a happy camper after this fishing trip. In fact, she packed up and left 2 days later leaving my single-wide in a terrible mess. Hope you have better luck than I did! Men are like fish...If we'd learn to keep our mouth shut, we'd stay out of trouble.

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