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 Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
[Re: wm leo]
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04/01/10 11:41 PM
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DHFisher
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Last edited by DHFisher; 04/01/10 11:46 PM. Reason: if you can't say anything nice, don't say it at all
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
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04/02/10 01:33 AM
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fiSherwood
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Chuck Norris doesn't die; he makes other people die!
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
[Re: fiSherwood]
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04/02/10 02:36 AM
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big daddy double digits
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chuck norris can change a white guy black just by looking at him...lol i dunno it seemed funny to me.
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
[Re: big daddy double digits]
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04/02/10 03:15 AM
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DHFisher
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IMO this thread is stupid
SAC AMF Founding Member of the Lone Star Carp Brigade - Dedicated to the promotion, education and camaraderie of carp anglers in the great state of Texas
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
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04/02/10 04:52 AM
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Bankside Bartman
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Chuck Norris once had a blind man step on his foot and bump into him...simply touching Chuck Norris cured his blindness...Unfortunately the only thing he ever saw was a roundhouse kick that killed him.
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
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04/02/10 05:19 AM
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Bubbadass1
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i saw a fist pop out of his beard and know a dude clean out!
"fishing is my drug" bubba common 20.01 and growing buffalo 37.5*** and growing flathead 33.06 
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
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04/02/10 02:05 PM
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Bankside Bartman
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Chuck Norris shot down a fighter plane in vietnam but pointing at it and yelling """BANG!!!"""
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
[Re: Bankside Bartman]
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04/02/10 02:22 PM
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Big Ted
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Chuck Norris doe not need to use his fists. He can kill you with mind bullets!
PB Common Carp....... 38 lbs
PB Mirror Carp........12 lbs 8 oz
PB SM Buffalo........ 53 lbs
PB Grasser........... 48 lbs 4 oz
PB Blue cat.......... 17 lbs (caught on maize)
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
[Re: Big Ted]
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04/03/10 04:39 AM
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Bankside Bartman
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Chuck Norris created the horse he went up to the last two unicorns broke thier horns off and said "no more" one got mouthy with him and he hit it with and uppercut, he also created the girraffe.
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
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04/03/10 03:13 PM
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Big Ted
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PB Common Carp....... 38 lbs
PB Mirror Carp........12 lbs 8 oz
PB SM Buffalo........ 53 lbs
PB Grasser........... 48 lbs 4 oz
PB Blue cat.......... 17 lbs (caught on maize)
Phil 4:13
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
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04/04/10 07:05 AM
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talking about....and Chuck Norris once fell in the lake he didn't get wet, the water got Chuck Norrised.
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
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04/05/10 11:11 AM
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Big Ted
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Chuck Norris has 78 chromosones. And they're all poisonus. Within one hour of being bitten, the victim can experience dizziness, swelling, headaches, and the feeling of being rapidly round-house kicked through a car windshield
PB Common Carp....... 38 lbs
PB Mirror Carp........12 lbs 8 oz
PB SM Buffalo........ 53 lbs
PB Grasser........... 48 lbs 4 oz
PB Blue cat.......... 17 lbs (caught on maize)
Phil 4:13
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
[Re: Big Ted]
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04/05/10 11:11 AM
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Big Ted
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Chuck Norris doesn't have fans, only enemies he's allowed to live.
PB Common Carp....... 38 lbs
PB Mirror Carp........12 lbs 8 oz
PB SM Buffalo........ 53 lbs
PB Grasser........... 48 lbs 4 oz
PB Blue cat.......... 17 lbs (caught on maize)
Phil 4:13
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
[Re: Big Ted]
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04/05/10 11:12 AM
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Big Ted
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent
PB Common Carp....... 38 lbs
PB Mirror Carp........12 lbs 8 oz
PB SM Buffalo........ 53 lbs
PB Grasser........... 48 lbs 4 oz
PB Blue cat.......... 17 lbs (caught on maize)
Phil 4:13
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Re: OT The Baddest man ever!!!!
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04/06/10 01:12 AM
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Bankside Bartman
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Chuck Norris starred in a sequel to the movie "300"
It's called "1" And he beat the Persians.
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