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 Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Mike West]
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11/07/09 05:51 PM
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CHUNK-N-WINDING
Pro Angler
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Your biology project in high school was anatomy of a largemouth bass. True story, I froze a 13" bass out of winnsboro lake in 1976 and come time to disect the fish, I unfroze it and took it to school. Biology teacher said he would give me an A if I would dispose of the fish. Which I gladly did.
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: CHUNK-N-WINDING]
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11/08/09 01:53 AM
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BoneDaddy
Outdoorsman
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.....You have two weeks vacation from work and all the dates you schedule are in 2 day increments on thursdays and fridays so you can practice for that weekends tournament!!
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Antfish89]
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11/08/09 02:24 AM
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cuda72
Outdoorsman
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"You know you're a bass angler when...."
You have used your swimming pool for casting practice and studying lure movement more times than you have been swimming in it. Guilty as charged
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Smile-n-Nod]
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11/08/09 03:24 AM
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Clint Wr
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Extreme Angler
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1. When I take my wife on a date and wear a shirt with my sponsors and name sewn on it because I have not shopped for (non-fishing) clothes in over 5 years.
2. When I iron my clothes for a tournament, but do not to go to church.
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: ring fry]
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11/08/09 03:40 AM
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H20 Dawg
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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Why would you use a treble hook for a key chain? I don't think I would put it in my pocket!   SE Kansas grass grower You wouldn't loose it that way.
Originally Posted By: JCBfromTHF
Water Dogs rock!!!!!
The water is always clearer, on the other side of the lake. ><>
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: H20 Dawg]
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11/08/09 04:27 AM
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BASSCATJB
Pro Angler
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Pro Angler
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.....when your wife catches you studying the lake map for next week's tournament while you are on the crapper. 
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: BASSCATJB]
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11/08/09 11:45 AM
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Mike_Soriano
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
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when you sit on the tff and read NINE pages of you know your a bass angler jokes
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: ring fry]
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11/08/09 11:49 AM
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Mike_Soriano
TFF Celebrity
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...you drive down a country road or hiway and envision where the fish should be if that area was covered with water.
SE Kansas grass grower that too
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Antfish89]
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11/08/09 06:51 PM
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Bankside Bartman
Extreme Angler
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You plan your honeymoon trip based on where the bass are biting. True story. and you agree to visit her family in Arkansas because they live next to a gtreay smallmouth lake. And darnit I am guilty of both.
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: H20 Dawg]
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11/08/09 06:53 PM
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BaylorLipRipper
Angler
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Angler
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when you floss your teeth with fishing line!
Baylor University Bass Fishing - Alumni
Waco, TX
Matthew 13:47-49 ~ "The Parable of the Net"
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: Smile-n-Nod]
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11/08/09 06:58 PM
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bayeye
Green Horn
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Green Horn
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you raid the cookie jar and buy a used bass boat instead of fixing the roof damage from IKE
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: bayeye]
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11/08/09 08:15 PM
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Posts: 10,620
chuckwagon
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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You TAKE camping gear to BassPro Shops!
****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: chuckwagon]
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11/08/09 08:17 PM
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Posts: 10,620
chuckwagon
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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Your "Charlie Brown" voice squeaks out..."It's gonna let up!" while 4 foot whitecaps thrash your boat!
****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: chuckwagon]
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11/08/09 08:19 PM
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Posts: 10,620
chuckwagon
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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The only place your "bass widow" wife's lawyer can reach you is the boat ramp....if he's lucky!
****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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Re: "You know you're a bass angler when..."
[Re: chuckwagon]
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11/08/09 08:20 PM
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Posts: 10,620
chuckwagon
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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You REALLY DO want to be on the cover of HONEY HOLE MAGAZINE!
****Sun sinking low....lines baited.....gentle south breeze blowing...you realize.........I AM! .
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